The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

You just want to get into her pants, you horny old dog.

I'm off to the Flea Market today.

@Mame,

Judging by your constant scratching, you'd benefit more by having a flea dip and wearing a flea collar, than by collecting more junk to feed your hoarding habit, you sorry mess.

I'm trying to decide whether to go to a movie today.

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@firefly,

They're putting on Johnny Holmes re-runs, how can you resist you randy old tart.

I've decided to have a hair-cut and a manicure before I go to lunch today with my old school friend.

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@Dutchy,

You better have a shave and a shower too, you're so filthy and unkempt you look like a vagrant.

I can't believe that July is almost over.

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@firefly,

That's because you were passed out for most of it, you drunken, illiterate sot.

Going to a lovely restaurant this afternoon with a friend.

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@Mame,

By lovely restaurant, you mean that soup kitchen that was closed down by your state's health department for 200 major health violations. By "with a friend" you mean a few dozen rats that have occupied the kitchen for at least a year before the health inspector made his inspection and closed it down.

Today's my last day at this temp project. Tomorrow, I start a new work project at the Chrysler Building where the position will be permanent.

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@tsarstepan,

Death is permanent.

Found the faulty wire.

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@alex240101,

And you burned your house down in the process, you idiot.

I unexpectedly found some money in my shorts pocket today.

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@firefly,

Your last one night stand slipped it in there, it was only small change as he was hugely disappointed with your performance, you want to improve if you want to make a dollar.

I took my partner to an exclusive restaurant for a special occasion last night

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@Dutchy,

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I took my partner to an exclusive restaurant for a special occasion last night

Anniversaries where she doesn't have to jump the back fence of the restaurant are always more festive than fistic.

My Curmudgeon Credit covers this coming Saturday, I'll have you know.

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@Miss L Toad,

Your cantankerous phish credit plan will come unstuck you amateur fraudster!

I always pay in cash, whether $1 or $10.000

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@Dutchy,

Monopoly money - that's all you have. You're about as much fun as these decryptonite people.

I have to mow the lawn today.

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@Mame,

You have to mow the lawn, but you won't do it, you lazy slob, you'll be watching the soaps and stuffing your face as usual.

I just had an unexpected problem with my computer.

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@firefly,

Someone hacking you instead of the other way around?

It's raining, so I won't be able to help my friend with her garden today.

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@Mame,

Instead you're seducing a male friend to relieve your sexual boredom.

I'm visiting a gold mine today to see if we can improve production.

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@Dutchy,

Hallucenating again, I see, you pathetic loser.

I'm going to the Blues Fest tonight.

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@Mame,

You mean you'll be working the sanitation crew, cleaning up the garbage at the Fest, as part of your court-ordered community service for pick-pocketing.

I'm glad I'm managing to keep cool in this heat.

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@firefly,

Yeah, by immersing your filthy body in the local swimming hole. Please get out! You're contaminating the sea life!

I'm hungry!

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@Mame,

Hungry for what Mame, another roll in the hay with the young stud from next door or a ménage à trois ?

I'm searching everywhere for my neighbour's pussy, she has a habit of wandering off looking for a Tom.

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@Dutchy,

Your own Tom cat days are kaput, you over-the-hill Lothario. At your age, thinking about sex is as close to having it as you'll get.

Went to a lovely concert under the stars last night.

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