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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jul, 2012 02:39 pm
@firefly,
Doln't, remember the last time you tried something new, your pet rabbit died, do you want your cat to go the same way?

My politician friend was pleased to tell me yesterday she had nominated me for most outstanding citizen of the year.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jul, 2012 02:44 pm
She nominated you because you bribed her to do so, but what she didn't tell you was that, when she submitted your name to the board, they fell over laughing and ripped up the nomination, you jerk.

I am looking forward to watching the Olympics.

Mame
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jul, 2012 03:35 pm
@firefly,
Yeah, because you have nothing else to do, you lazy, out-of-work poopity head.

I've been weeding my garden and eating home-grown peas.


(For some reason, when it says "1 reply" in green at the bottom of the page, I can't get to it. It stays on the current page no matter what I do. It's very frustrating. Is anyone else having that problem?)
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jul, 2012 03:59 pm
@Mame,
Quote:
(For some reason, when it says "1 reply" in green at the bottom of the page, I can't get to it. It stays on the current page no matter what I do. It's very frustrating. Is anyone else having that problem?)

This thread, and the Famous People thread, do that when they start a new page--you get that green 1 reply message but you can't respond to that post. So, I've been hitting the regular reply button and posting the word "bump" to move the thread to a new page. Then I edit my post, remove "bump" and enter my response to the previously hidden "1 reply" post (which now appears as the first post on the new page, and my post is the second post on the new page).

firefly
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jul, 2012 04:05 pm
@Mame,
Quote:
I've been weeding my garden and eating home-grown peas.

Come off it--you've been peeing in your garden and eating your homegrown weed, you revolting stoned pothead.

I wish the weather would cool off a little.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jul, 2012 04:05 pm
@firefly,
Quote:

(For some reason, when it says "1 reply" in green at the bottom of the page, I can't get to it. It stays on the current page no matter what I do. It's very frustrating. Is anyone else having that problem?)

I click on the "1 reply" message to see the response, then go back to the last post and submit my reply as usual. The next page will show the "1 reply" message followed by my response.
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jul, 2012 04:06 pm
@firefly,
ahh, thank you. good idea.
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jul, 2012 04:08 pm
@firefly,
You wish the weather would cool off a little so people wouldn't be so repelled by your nasty sweaty odour, you foul-smelling oaf.

Guess what? I'm having a glass of cold white wine!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jul, 2012 08:55 pm
@Mame,
Amazing you slobbering sot, you're still drunk from last night's orgy.

I shall spend the weekend at my stud farm.

Mame
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jul, 2012 09:17 pm
@Dutchy,
Ha ha ha ha but you're too old, lazy and impotent to be of any use so they're all just going to laugh at you!

Trying to teach my new 7 yr old beagle to stay. Isn't easy!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2012 02:15 am
@Mame,
Training a dog is as easy as ABC, you obviously have never heard of the 'reward' system you mean piece of woman.

Some one here thinks I'm a 'stud', wrong, I own a stud farm with many valuable stallions!
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2012 06:22 am
@Dutchy,
In your dreams, old man... you're so broke you don't even own a dog, never mind valuable stallions.

I'm off to a football game tonight.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2012 11:27 am
@Mame,
Going to try to turn some tricks in the parking lot, before and after the game, to pick up a few bucks, as you usually do?

I'm working on a new project.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2012 03:08 pm
@firefly,
Yeah, your new cardboard house.

Can't find my football jersey Sad
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2012 03:37 pm
@Mame,
You were so drunk you left it in the back of some strange guy's truck, along with your panties, after the last game, you slut.

We might try a new restaurant for dinner tonight.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2012 04:37 pm
@firefly,
We? Been on the prowl again, who is your new bed partner this time, the pizza boy?

Been asked to substitute for the Sunday School teacher today as she is indisposed
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2012 04:51 pm
@Dutchy,
Indisposed due to morning sickness since you knocked her up, you lout.

Eating chinese sausage and sticky rice tonight - mmm.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2012 11:35 pm
@Mame,
You eat any type of saugage as long it is hard, slippery and get your rocks off, they don't call you hot pants for nothing.

I bought all the Sunday school kids and their mothers an ice cream today.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jul, 2012 02:40 am
@Dutchy,
Sure you did, it was the Mothers you wanted to get into the good books with you constant outrageous flirt, just like with your Nurses in the Hospital that time, you no good doer with alteria motives.

I'm being all girly preping for an Awards Night tomorrow night.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jul, 2012 04:29 am
@FOUND SOUL,
Don't waste your time, you're past your use by date, you old hag.

I'm meeting an old school friend for lunch tomorrow, haven't seen her in years.

 

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