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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jun, 2012 08:16 pm
@Dutchy,
Drinking vodka and playing with the french fries at McDonald's are you?


There are at least 3 dozen tasks I should tend to.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jun, 2012 04:38 am
@Dutchy,
You are forever procrastinating and never get anything done that's why you're living in a pig sty.

My secretary told me today I'm the best employer she has ever worked for.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jun, 2012 09:07 am
@Dutchy,
That's because you never go in to work.


I'm sipping coffee.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jun, 2012 11:36 am
@Ticomaya,
And, as usual, you need to use a sippy cup because you're so hungover your hands are shaking.

When I watch baseball games, I get an urge to eat a hot dog.









Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jun, 2012 05:31 pm
@firefly,
Typical when you can't get your man you resort to the next best thing you loser.

Taking my partner shopping today, she is in a spending mood.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jun, 2012 05:34 pm
@Dutchy,
Too bad you don't even have a halfpence to contribute to the outing.


It's rather toasty here today and more of the same expected tomorrow.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jun, 2012 01:18 pm
@Sturgis,
And I bet you really feel it out on the parkway, picking up trash, as part of your community service. And try to forgo guzzling beer while you're doing that, you need to drink water when you're out in the hot sun, you jerk.

I am making a very inventive pasta salad for dinner.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jun, 2012 06:39 pm
@firefly,
Is that Italian Lothario coming for dinner etc. again?

I'm helping out in the Salvo's soup kitchen today, I love voluntary duties once in a while.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jun, 2012 06:49 pm
@Dutchy,
They gave you an ultimatum--help out or they're not giving you any more free meals, you lazy freeloader.

In really hot weather, I prefer to eat only cold food.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jun, 2012 08:48 pm
@firefly,
You eat anything you can get your hands on, you've never been choosy.

I am pondering over whether I should eat a snack before going to bed.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jun, 2012 09:38 pm
@Sturgis,
What does it matter, you resemble Moby Dick as it is, you overweight Mastodonian.

I'm preparing a Lobster for dinner tonight.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2012 11:58 am
@Dutchy,
Yes, we saw the headlines in the paper, you prepared the lobster for a seduction for your tryst with the woman who is deathly allergic to them. Hope she survives until your trial.


Yesterday there were 2 rounds of heavy rain which cooled things off significantly.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jun, 2012 04:40 pm
@Sturgis,
If you hadn't been kicked out of the air-conditioned men's shelter for undesirable behavior, you wouldn't have had to spend days living on the hot streets. Be glad the rain washed you off a little, all that sweating made you really stink.

I am planning to go to a fireworks display.

Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 24 Jun, 2012 12:10 pm
@firefly,
I am so happy to learn the mental health facility has started granting you occasional outings.

This morning I found a piece of mail from 2000 with a coupon for a free burger. I wonder if it's still usable.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jun, 2012 08:52 pm
@Sturgis,
If you're that hungry and looking for a free meal why don't you attend the Salvo's free soup kitchen you miserable miser.

My mining shares have made me a wealthy man.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jun, 2012 08:40 am
@Dutchy,
Uh oh...your grandiose delusions have returned, better start taking your anti-psychotic meds again before those nice men show up with that cute little straitjacket and cart you back to the funny farm.

I've started preparing for a great weekend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jun, 2012 03:13 am
@firefly,
Do you still think you can do it at your age what you have in mind you man eater? Come to think of it, have you roped in NickFun for some antics, haven't seen him around for awhile.

I'm flying Interstate with the boys to watch a great football match.

Mame
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jun, 2012 05:41 am
@Dutchy,
Well, you might be planning on that, but I think you'll be passed out, dead drunk, in your cardboard box as usual.

I just got back from 10 days in Cuba and nobody shot me.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jun, 2012 06:08 am
@Mame,
Who would bother to shoot an old duck like you.

We'll be away for two days on our football trip, all expenses paid!
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jun, 2012 11:32 am
@Dutchy,
Freeloading again, you cheapskate. Thank goodness it will keep you away from here for 2 days--try to stay away much longer--things are so much better when you're gone.

I think I am successfully beating the heat.
 

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