You just can't stop can you. Forever trialling this, that, you need a holiday. Problem is you'd give advise to the flight crew instead of reading and relaxing.
I am starving..
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Dutchy
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Mon 11 Jun, 2012 05:07 pm
@firefly,
Time to get out of bed and make yourself useful you overweight piece of lard.
My secretary just called me with an urgent message, heading to the office.
Well you are 20 years her junior and she's looking for a Toy Boy, which photo did you send her, I bet it was when you were younger so you could pretend you are still tall, dark and handsome, pftttt.
I think it is about time, your last one was about 6 weeks ago and people start to avoid you because of your smell!
I cooked a yummy three course meal for my partner and myself tonight, washed it all away with a couple of premium wines. Under candle lights I may add.
So, you spent another night on a park bench sleeping it off? It's fun to wake up covered in bird droppings, isn't it--it's your idea of "communing with nature".
According to the International News, you were fleeing from officers after doing unmentionable things in your neighbor's garden after having consumed vast quantities of wine while holding your stuffed aardvark which you had covered in chocolate sauce and were munching on.
I am truly nervous about this strange looking rash on my leg.
That's a sure sign you better start wearing your flea collar again. You know that, thanks to your excessive body hair, those little critters always mistake you for a mongrel.
