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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2012 05:03 pm
@firefly,
You just can't stop can you. Forever trialling this, that, you need a holiday. Problem is you'd give advise to the flight crew instead of reading and relaxing.

I am starving..
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2012 05:07 pm
@firefly,
Time to get out of bed and make yourself useful you overweight piece of lard.

My secretary just called me with an urgent message, heading to the office.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2012 08:28 pm
@Dutchy,
This would be more believable if you had a phone in that cardboard shack of yours. What is it this week, a refrigerator box?

I feel a little overwhelmed.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2012 08:43 pm
@Sturgis,
So does everyone else who gets a whiff of your body odor.

I have an exciting appointment tomorrow.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2012 09:32 pm
@firefly,
Auditioning for a Bunny spot at the Play Boy Club, you call that exciting at your age?

My secretary just told me my name appeared in the Queens Birthday honours list, hence the urgent call this morning.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2012 11:45 pm
@Dutchy,
Well you are 20 years her junior and she's looking for a Toy Boy, which photo did you send her, I bet it was when you were younger so you could pretend you are still tall, dark and handsome, pftttt.

I feel the need to drive.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2012 11:50 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
Thank God I'm on the other side of the planet.


I have a long day tomorrow.
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2012 12:02 am
@Ticomaya,

Just be grateful if you have a day, Tico. At your age and in your condition, it's not a given.

I may take a shower after breakfast.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2012 05:00 am
@McTag,
I think it is about time, your last one was about 6 weeks ago and people start to avoid you because of your smell!

I cooked a yummy three course meal for my partner and myself tonight, washed it all away with a couple of premium wines. Under candle lights I may add.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2012 06:02 am
@Dutchy,
For the last time Dutchy, that stuffed teddy bear is not your partner, you just use it as an excuse for double portions of food and drink.

Sometimes early in the morning I like to watch old movies.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2012 08:12 am
@Sturgis,
Judging by the foul odor coming from your mouth, you watch those old porn videos a lot more often than you brush your teeth.

I'm about to go on a short trip to somewhere I haven't gone before.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jun, 2012 03:59 am
@firefly,
Always looking for trouble aren't you, hate to think what you're up to now, but going b your past exploits it will be men trouble with a capital T.

Tonight I'm spending a quiet night at home.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jun, 2012 01:12 pm
@Dutchy,
Mainly because your partner has you under "house arrest" since learning about your sexcapades with your secretary, you despicable philanderer.

I really had quite an adventure yesterday.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jun, 2012 03:16 am
@firefly,
In other words, another day at the laundromat watching the clothing of strangers tumbling in the machines.


The first birds of the morning have begun their chirping signaling a lovely weather day.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jun, 2012 11:42 am
@Sturgis,
So, you spent another night on a park bench sleeping it off? It's fun to wake up covered in bird droppings, isn't it--it's your idea of "communing with nature".

I've got a very busy weekend ahead of me.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jun, 2012 10:39 pm
@firefly,
How many toy boys have you lined up this time, your appetite is endless isn't?

I'm heading for them hills this weekend for some wine tasting and dining with my partner.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 18 Jun, 2012 09:47 am
@Dutchy,
According to the International News, you were fleeing from officers after doing unmentionable things in your neighbor's garden after having consumed vast quantities of wine while holding your stuffed aardvark which you had covered in chocolate sauce and were munching on.

I am truly nervous about this strange looking rash on my leg.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jun, 2012 09:36 am
@Sturgis,
That's a sure sign you better start wearing your flea collar again. You know that, thanks to your excessive body hair, those little critters always mistake you for a mongrel.

My day got off to a very bad start.



alex240101
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jun, 2012 04:30 pm
@firefly,
Mirrors.

Saw a very ugly rabbit today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jun, 2012 07:49 pm
@alex240101,
That was you when looking in the mirror you ugly fart.

Having coffee and a game of scrabble with my neighbour.
 

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