If you weren't so drunk from the 3rd bottle of wine, you'd realize the reporting was due last week and it was you who was to report to criminal court for groping the ladies from the school for the blind as they sat in the park.
I just ate a container of black cherry yogurt and 2 plain taco shells.
Oh you thought your spywear was good didn't you, well it's not and you just espect everything on the table as if Women have to do everything what is with that?
You're in charge of putting out the folding chairs at the town board meeting, and the big decision is whether your probation officer will allow you to do it since you failed your last drug test.
Always looking for a cheap thrill aren't you Mame? Don't get your hopes up, Fidel is not as macho as he use to be, the Yanks have broken his spirits as well as his willy.
Me and my partner hitting town tonight for a good night out.
Yes I am sure you do since you've been downing bottles of chocolate syrup since yesterday morning. Quite frankly I'm amazed the sugar hasn't done you in yet.
Somewhat overcast which is irksome since the weather forecasters hadn't predicted this.
Happy birthday McTag, hope you selected a nice 2 dollar bottle of red to go with that birthday card you bought yourself. What a loser, can't even treat yourself to a quality booze on your b'day.
It's a bright sunny day here in the city, I think I'll cook up a nice breakfast.
Are you sure that making a cup of instant coffee and pouring some Corn Flakes into a bowl won't overtax your intellectual abilities? Last time, you were so challenged by the complexity of the task, you poured the coffee over the cereal because remembering the milk was a bit too complicated for you.
