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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 09:46 am
@Dutchy,
The only organ you were playing the last time was your own personal organ, the sight of which sent poor elderly Mrs.Barker off to the hospital it was so disgusting and shocking. Please keep it in your trousers or the church will have no choice but to excommunicate you.

My new neighbor seems to be smoking more than just regular cigarettes, the smell wafts up through the floorboards and vents nightly.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 09:46 am
@Dutchy,
rapid double post, sorry.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 09:53 am
@Sturgis,
And you've got your nose plastered to the vents, don't you?

It thunder stormed here all night last night and my poor dog was frantic.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 11:15 am
@Mame,
The poor dog isn't used to living outdoors in that cardboard box with you. The dog's been frantically trying to get a passerby to notify the humane society and have you turned in for animal abuse. Even your dog has had enough of you.

I just finished doing a dirty job.



Mame
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 11:55 am
@firefly,
And now it's onto the next one - having a bath for a change!

I'm going out for sushi for lunch.
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 12:46 pm
@Mame,

WOULD THAT BE BEFORE OR AFTER YOUR CUSTOMARY THREE BOTTLES OF WINE?

Tonight I'll catch up with some TV programmes.

Mame
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 03:23 pm
@McTag,
(After, of course! What's lunch without a little wine? lol)

Since you're too cheap to pay for cable (or a tv), that means skulking in the bushes outside your neighbour's house.

I am investigating cuban cuisine since I'm going there on Friday! (Doesn't look that promising, though!)

McTag
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 03:52 pm
@Mame,

Cuba, eh? You'll fit right in with all those decrepit 1950s - era automobiles.

I may have to lose a few pounds before our son's wedding.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 04:51 pm
@McTag,
You could loose half your current fat and would still be an overweight slob. Being overweight is one thing; but, you might want to think about bathing once in a blue moon.


I am feeling a little insecure for some unknown reason.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 05:03 pm
@Sturgis,
I'm sure it has nothing to do with that aluminum helmet on your head!

Just talked to my sister who's back from a 7 week European trip.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 05:07 pm
@Mame,
She wanted to show up and support you as you go to trial for robbing the elderly couple in the corner house.

There's a peaceful quiet around here this evening.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2012 05:10 pm
@Sturgis,
There always is around the Salvo's resthome, is your amnesia so bad you don't know where you are anymore?

I'm heading into town for lunch with the Mayor and Governor.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2012 06:50 am
@Dutchy,
In your dreams. As soon as you get through your front door, your ankle monitor will alert the police and you'll be enjoying your lunch in jail.

I am going to take a short trip and try out my new GPS today.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2012 11:13 am
@firefly,
For you a long trip is from the refrigerator to the microwave to the la-z-boy recliner in your kitchen. Can't imagine there'd be a trip shorter than that or a need for GPS.

I am wondering what I should have for dinner.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2012 11:17 am
@Sturgis,
You've run out of beer and potato chips?

I still have to cash in my winning $20 lottery ticket.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2012 11:21 am
@firefly,
This means two things- you finally managed to pencil in the winning numbers and your cousin Bobo is working at the 7-11 today and he's so stoned he won't notice.

I had a very refreshing shower this morning, the water temp. was ideal.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2012 12:53 pm
@Sturgis,
Because you stupidly went out in a downpour without an umbrella and wound up looking like a drowned rat.

I have to go out and run a number of errands.

Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2012 01:01 pm
@firefly,
Meaning that you are meeting with your parole officer and then your drug dealer an hour later.


I recently found the most delicious tasting cookies.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2012 01:10 pm
@Sturgis,
Dumpster-diving again, were you?

Just had a wonderful sushi lunch with my niece.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2012 01:38 pm
@Mame,
Won't her children notice their goldfish are missing? How low can you get?

I still haven't decided what to make for dinner. Maybe I'll get takeout.

 

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