I take it the batteries in your television remote gave out and you can't set aside your carton of peanut brittle long enough to change the stations manually.
I was frustrated this morning when I noticed the water was rust colored. Wonder if there's a watermain break nearby.
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firefly
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Tue 29 May, 2012 10:51 am
@Mame,
You were so hungover you didn't realize that rusty colored water you put in your instant oatmeal was really Scotch, you dolt.
If you only paid your past 6 months of water bills then subsequently washed your dishes and your drinking glasses, you wouldn't have to break into your next door neighbor's kitchen to get a drink of water.
Come this Friday, I will be moving from Queens to Brooklyn.
Really Mame, you need to stop taking that stuffed toy dog your Granny gave you all over town. After 60 years, it's filthy and people are beginning to question whether you're sane enough to live unsupervised.
I tripped over something earlier on my way to the table and my food was flung all over.
Wow, hold the presses, that's a real breaking-news flash!
Your knowledge of important world news is as dismally limited as your knowledge of everything else, you dumb airhead.
I would like to advise Queen Elizabeth on how to dress better.
What else is new? You're a bottomless, gluttonous pig, who keeps Omar the tent-maker busy making dresses huge enough to cover your disgusting mounds of flesh.