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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 09:11 am
@Mame,
I take it the batteries in your television remote gave out and you can't set aside your carton of peanut brittle long enough to change the stations manually.

I was frustrated this morning when I noticed the water was rust colored. Wonder if there's a watermain break nearby.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 10:51 am
@Mame,
You were so hungover you didn't realize that rusty colored water you put in your instant oatmeal was really Scotch, you dolt.

I'm going to start paying more bills online.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 01:19 pm
@firefly,
Well, you'll start if you ever get any money, you lazy piece of ****.

I just booked my ticket to Ontario to see JoeBlow and my daughter Smile
emmatetris
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 02:32 pm
@Mame,
why would ontario want you there? they don't like you there

I'm going to get a glass of water.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 03:19 pm
@emmatetris,
If you only paid your past 6 months of water bills then subsequently washed your dishes and your drinking glasses, you wouldn't have to break into your next door neighbor's kitchen to get a drink of water.

Come this Friday, I will be moving from Queens to Brooklyn.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 03:31 pm
@tsarstepan,
From one roach-infested dump to another because no decent place will rent to you.

I watched a pretty good movie a little while ago.

Mame
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 03:32 pm
@firefly,
Snuck into the back of the theatre again, did you?

Just took an elderly neighbour for lunch. We had fish and chips - yum.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 03:44 pm
@Mame,
You only took that sweet senile woman to lunch so you could con her into writing $1500 worth of checks made out to you, you shameless hustler.

I've got to get my car inspected tomorrow.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 03:44 pm
@Mame,
You call that lunch you miser, why not take her to a 5 star restaurant and buy her a decent meal you miserable sot.

I'm flying Interstate for an important conference today.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 03:59 pm
@Dutchy,
You can talk, your wife has to do something for you in order for you to pay for her lunch.

It's going to be a long day of paperwork shuffle unless I get my mind around it.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 04:05 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
Ha,ha, all you shuffle is toilet paper you mindless blonde, get with it it and don't procrastinate all day.

I'm about to make myself and extensive breakfast.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 04:19 pm
@Dutchy,
20 bowls of cheerios certainly is extensive, you endless pit of a moron.

I'm off to take my dog for another walk before the thunderstorms.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2012 04:37 pm
@Mame,
Really Mame, you need to stop taking that stuffed toy dog your Granny gave you all over town. After 60 years, it's filthy and people are beginning to question whether you're sane enough to live unsupervised.

I tripped over something earlier on my way to the table and my food was flung all over.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 03:38 am
@Sturgis,
You tripped over your mangy dog droppings you twit.

I had to decline an invite to Queen Elizabeth's diamond jubilee celebrations this week owing to a heavy and important work schedule at home.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 06:48 am
@Dutchy,
Of course you did, Dutchy... have you taken your meds today?

There's a Ukrainian Festival on today.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 08:19 am
@Mame,
Wow, hold the presses, that's a real breaking-news flash! Rolling Eyes
Your knowledge of important world news is as dismally limited as your knowledge of everything else, you dumb airhead.

I would like to advise Queen Elizabeth on how to dress better.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 08:21 am
@firefly,
They'd never let you get within 100 miles of her, you smelly low-life.

I need something to eat - I'm hungry.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 08:58 am
@Mame,
What else is new? You're a bottomless, gluttonous pig, who keeps Omar the tent-maker busy making dresses huge enough to cover your disgusting mounds of flesh.

I have some ambitious plans for this weekend.

Dom Irrera
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 03:45 pm
@Child of the Light,
that from full frontal comedy? who was that comedian? i can't find the video
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 05:08 pm
@firefly,
Same old story, new boyfriend coming over to spice up your what you're so desperately lacking now you're getting older.

I'm attending church this morning but not playing the organ this time.
 

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