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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 08:33 am
@tsarstepan,
That'd be okay of the comics were yours, but they're not, you sneak-thief. Keep your grubby mitts off your brother's stuff.

It rained last night so I don't have to water my garden.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 10:50 am
@tsarstepan,
That mass of dandelions on your weed-filled lawn are hardly a "garden"--but they match that broken down shack you call a home.

I think I'll visit the garden center today and pick up some new plants.

Mame
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 12:17 pm
@firefly,
Just make sure you pay for them this time.

We're off to Crow's Nest Pass for the evening.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 12:45 pm
@Mame,
Isn't that where you were arrested for soliciting last year? Don't expect them to let you back in, you dumb tramp.

I have a yen for an onion, cheese, and pepper omelet.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 02:46 pm
@firefly,
Well, get back to the alley behind the greasy spoon and dig one out of the garbage.

My dog is coming with us tonight.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 04:10 pm
@Mame,
No humans want to be seen in your company, the poor dog has no choice.

I'm buying a new computer for my office.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 10:19 pm
@firefly,
You call that derelict dump you live in an office, spend your money on tidying the place up instead of spending it on a computer you illiterate misfit.

I'm hosting a small party for some close friends tonight.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 10:27 pm
@Dutchy,
You haven't been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder yet but 12 distinct personalities in one body could technically count as a small party if you just add copious booze.

I should be (plan on) moving to Brooklyn at the end of the month.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 10:45 pm
@tsarstepan,
Yes, now that the weather's getting warmer, you can start sleeping under the Brooklyn side of the bridge--have you found a suitable cardboard box yet?

Just spent several hours listening to great music.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 10:53 pm
@firefly,
Dozing inebriated on a park bench and listening to the Salvation Army band playing hyms is that your type of great music?

I just collected a dozen great wines from my cellar for tonight's party.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2012 04:49 am
@Dutchy,
That's a brilliant idea, get yourself good and plastered this afternoon so you won't notice when they don't show up this evening.

A friend of mine is planning to learn Japanese.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2012 12:26 pm
@Sturgis,
He's not planning to learn Japanese, he's planning to play the Nintendo Wii his mom is buying him, and it's time you made some friends who are over the age of 12, you immature creep.

I've got to buy a new water filter today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2012 04:02 am
@firefly,
I wouldn't bother, your water is about to be cut off as you're twelve months behind in paying your water bill.

I went to the Casino last night and won handsomely playing stud poker.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2012 10:30 am
@Dutchy,
That was strip poker you played, and your prize was the handsome 25 year old stud who works at the Casino. Unfortunately, he kept calling you, "grandpa," which really slammed the door on your attempt to be a bi-sexual swinger, you old fart.

Going to try to get some exercise today.

Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 20 May, 2012 10:38 am
@firefly,
That's your code word for 'Must waddle over and crash the church supper at St.Stanislaus while wearing a disguise since I've been banned from there'.

I just ate a tasty cheeseburger.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 21 May, 2012 07:17 pm
@Sturgis,
That's obvious from the greasy hand-prints you wiped all over your shirt, you slob. Haven't you ever heard of napkins?

My electricity went out for a half hour today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 21 May, 2012 07:21 pm
@firefly,
You didn't mind as you were in bed performing nocturnal acrobatics.

I'm heading into town to an impotant board meeting.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 21 May, 2012 07:29 pm
@Dutchy,
Yes, we know you have to meet with your parole officer weekly since you were released from prison for stripping off your clothes and groping those ladies in town.

I've been feeling strangely ill these last few days.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 23 May, 2012 10:45 pm
@Sturgis,
Stop eating your own cooking. That slop always makes you feel ill.

My new computer arrived today, but I haven't tried it out yet.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 07:46 pm
@firefly,
The old one is full of porn now you're going to try something new, Cyber Sex, I must say you're very adventurous at your age. Wink

I tried to do some gardening today but am not up to it yet.

 

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