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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 10 May, 2012 08:18 am
@Dutchy,
You mean dismay, don't you, since you burnt them both to a crisp, as usual. You really ought to lay off the dope so you can concentrate.

My niece and her two kids are overnighting tonight and we're going to plant some seeds and make some crafts.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 10 May, 2012 08:44 am
@Dutchy,
Surmounting thread glitch....

So we're bringing a new generation into 'our' marijuana family farm??

I'm at my corporate headquarter's lobby waiting for payroll to cut two new checks they forgot to print out in the weekly batch of checks.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 12 May, 2012 02:04 am
@tsarstepan,
Embezzlement is a serious my friend, I suggest you disappear before the cops throw you in the slammer.

I always pay my staff in cash!
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 12 May, 2012 04:01 am
@Dutchy,
That's because your checks bounce, your credit card is maxed out and everyone insists on nothing but cash from you, you notorious deadbeat.

I'll be having a hectic weekend.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 12 May, 2012 05:07 am
@firefly,
Hectic for you is laying on a beanbag, guzzling McDonalds and watching chick flicks all day you fat slob.

I.m taking my partner out to an exlusive restaurant for Mother's Day tomorrow.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 05:32 am
@Dutchy,
Yes, I heard they were giving free meal coupons at the Lost Souls Mission in their newly refurbished Fellowship Hall and that the acting stars of 3 decades ago will be serving. Have you found somebody to pay your bus fare to get there?


My neighbors have left town to celebrate her birthday.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 02:49 pm
@Sturgis,
They just wanted to get away from the awful stink emanating from your house.

I worked in the garden for four hours today and have the tan to prove it Smile Boy, that's hard work!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 05:05 pm
@Mame,
Four hours of flashing your body to the young guys passing your house has given you that tan you exhibitionist, when are you going to realise you're over the hill?

My son took me fishing yesterday and we finished up with no fish but 12 lobsters.
Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 17 May, 2012 02:25 pm
@Dutchy,
I am so pleased you were able to spend time with your son; he must make you very proud.
Lobster Thermidor – yummy!

I must seek advice as how to convert all my blackmail PDF letters to Word files.

Mame
 
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Reply Thu 17 May, 2012 02:40 pm
@Tryagain,
No point, the police already have them and you're being sentenced in a week.

My husband is coming home today Smile
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 17 May, 2012 07:00 pm
@Mame,
It was on the news, there was a story of a Canadian resident putting 3 sets of window gates on each window. Really Mame, you have to allow him his freedom.

I have felt exhausted for days and have no desire to even take a bath.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 17 May, 2012 08:24 pm
@Sturgis,
That's because your drug dealer got picked up by the cops and you haven't had any cocaine in days, poor baby.

I am re-decorating my home office.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 17 May, 2012 08:30 pm
@firefly,
I am so happy you were able to get to the trash dump and select new artwork and carpet. Be sure to spray the stuff down or the bugs will eat you alive.

A former student contacted me the other day to let me know he's taken a job in Singapore.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 17 May, 2012 10:30 pm
@Sturgis,
Drug dealer jobs in Singapore are frowned upon and rewarded with the death penalty, make sure he knows!

I'm about to visit Olympic Dam in outback South Australia, the largest copper, gold and uranium mine in the world in which I'm a shareholder.

Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 06:04 am
@Dutchy,
Working there doesn't make you a shareholder, it makes you an employee who gets a paycheck, even though you don't deserve it since you are always viewing porn on the Internet while you're there.

There's a smell of rancid grease in the air this morning.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 07:27 am
@Sturgis,
Time to wash your hair.


I'm very sore.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 07:30 am
@Ticomaya,
It's all that falling down since you were three sheets to the wind last night. Time to stop the drinking to excess.

My daughter just bought her first house yesterday!
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 07:36 am
@Mame,
She went deep in debt to get away from you.


I wonder if there will ever be a good television program again.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 08:01 am
@Sturgis,
What difference does it make since you're too cheap to buy a tv and pay for cable?

I'm not liking the coffee I bought the other day.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2012 08:14 am
@Mame,
Well, why are you drinking 'at least' day old cup of coffee you "bought" (AKA found/removed from a sidewalk public trash can) and expect anything but a bad cup of coffee?

I'm contemplating selling a few collectible comic books amongst other things to make a few bucks to help towards a new laptop for home.
 

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