@Mame,
Instead, you downed enough gin to sink a ship, appropriately watched your DVD of Titanic for the 152nd time and had a good cry, painted your toenails a ghastly shade of neon green, used it on your dog's nails as well, downed some more gin, consumed a huge bag of chips with a big bowl of clam dip, downed some more gin, and passed out while watching the early evening news. Better luck tomorrow, you lazy dipso.
I'll be getting together with an old friend this week.