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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 2 Apr, 2012 04:59 pm
@Mame,
Sure it does since you got them to carry your sack of groceries home for you, then again your back wouldn't hurt so much if you weren't straining into odd positions to see what your neighbors are doing on the other side of the fence.

I just drank a can of diet Coke and it tasted really awful, fortunately my frosted Lucky Charms cereal is a good antidote.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 2 Apr, 2012 05:00 pm
@kickycan,
oops
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 4 Apr, 2012 01:43 pm
@Sturgis,
Your culinary tastes are indeed admirable! Maybe try some Frosted Flakes for a little excitement next time!

This morning I had a bowl of Special K.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 4 Apr, 2012 02:32 pm
@NickFun,
WOW! You really must have a high level drug tolerance! How many ecstasy pills does it take to fill in a cereal bowl?! You really need an intervention.

This week is the first week I probably won't go to the gym since I started going 2 months ago. I've been averaging 2 times per week.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2012 08:01 am
@tsarstepan,
So you are saying they stopped giving out free gift bags and breakfasts. Well, maybe you can go back to stealing sample trays from the market.

It's already 10 in the morning, what happened to the last 3 hours?
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2012 08:46 am
@Sturgis,
If you weren't so blotto, you'd know!

I'm off to Rio tomorrow and my back feels so much better!!!
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2012 01:23 pm
@Mame,
Sounds like you'll be in good shape to start turning tricks once you get there, you cheap floozy.

I think I have Spring fever.

NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2012 03:03 pm
@firefly,
Meaning you're horny. What else is new?

I am in New Hampshire for a few days and the weather is lovely!
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 9 Apr, 2012 04:50 pm
@NickFun,
Keep running Nick, eventually you'll either get to Canada or to the ocean where you can grab a boat, the search dogs will lose your scent and the prison will presume you to be dead after the escape.

My neighbor is talking to himself again.

NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 10 Apr, 2012 08:14 pm
@Sturgis,
Actually he's talking to you about you urinating on the front lawn in front of his wife but you're not listening!

I am visiting my son in New Hampshire.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 18 Apr, 2012 10:40 am
@NickFun,
That's because you were hauled into court for non-payment of child support, you deadbeat creep.

I helped my neighbor do his tax returns on Monday.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 18 Apr, 2012 05:12 pm
@firefly,
I hope you are kind enough to pay his rent and look after his things when he goes to prison for income tax fraud.


I came down with a terrible cold just as the pollen levels spiked, I feel better now but am drowsy.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2012 10:14 am
@Sturgis,
Yes but you're always drowsy - or dopey!

I shall be heading to Michigan in May.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2012 10:29 am
@NickFun,
Still using your frequent flyer miles to try to keep one step ahead of the law?

There is some very noisy construction work going on at my next door neighbor's house that I wish would stop.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2012 10:37 am
@firefly,
That noisy construction is not at your neighbor's house but in fact your town is building a dome over your house to isolate you from your community because you have been deemed a danger and a menace to society. Just keep reminding the builders to install those air holes in the dome's construction as I hear they plan to 'accidentally omit' them from the final building because they are that afraid of you. Razz

I will be attending an album release concert with a good friend this evening.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 6 May, 2012 07:59 pm
@tsarstepan,
Hey, pothead, were you one of those who got arrested when the police raided the alleged "concert" because of all the drug dealing going on?

I just won two auctions on e-bay.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 6 May, 2012 09:16 pm
@firefly,
How can I insult you firefly after your lovely "Get Well" messages. Laughing

Still looking for bargains aren't you you cheap-skate.

No exercise for me yet but can go for a spot of fishing this afternoon.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 6 May, 2012 09:51 pm
@Dutchy,
Yeah, fishing for compliments, and more good wishes, because you know how happy we are to see you back here, you old charmer. Wink

I'm disappointed I couldn't see the super moon last night.

Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 7 May, 2012 07:33 pm
@firefly,
Well maybe if you weren't so drunk you'd have realized the moon doesn't usually make appearances in your neighbor's food larder.

I am feeling rather peculiar lately, I hope it's not some mystery illness.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 7 May, 2012 08:17 pm
@Sturgis,
It's not - it's already been diagnosed - schizophrenia. Please take your meds.

Walked the dog twice today, worked, and then worked out. I'm tired.
 

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