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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2012 08:34 pm
@Dutchy,
They just want you to explain the $300,000 you hae not paid taxes on and send you to prison for 10 years. No big deal.

I owe the IRS a sizable chunk this year.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2012 05:03 pm
@Dutchy,
This thread is having issues.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2012 05:15 pm
@NickFun,
(This thread IS having issues - especially when it's the last post of the page)

Uh, you own the IRS a sizeable chunk for the last several years - isn't that why you're in jail on weekends?

My back is about 80% better today - took Gracie for a walk twice and went to work this morning, then took my boss out for a celebratory lunch.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2012 05:24 pm
@Mame,
You have no back problems, you faked the symptoms to get Oxycodone from your doctor and all day you've been as high as a kite, you pill-popper.

I've been having a hectic day.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2012 06:00 pm
@firefly,
Yeah, fighting for scraps in the city dumps can get hectic at times. Poor you.

I am freezing right now! Better get a sweater on.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2012 07:42 pm
@Mame,
That must be what your husband means when he says you're frigid!

It has been cold and windy here in Southern Cal!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2012 02:09 am
@NickFun,
I think you're getting softer with old age just like Mame and Firefly around here, really feel sorry for them.

My partner told me this morning, I looked slim, taut and terrific, so I'm rewarding her with an expensive dinner tonight.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2012 05:45 am
@Dutchy,
Oh right it's Wednesday when they have the all you can eat for a dollar buffet at the retirement home. Might be better if you'd save those dollars and buy your lady a pair of eyeglasses so she could see how fat and sloppy you are.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2012 07:00 am
@Sturgis,
You forgot to say something about yourself so we must assume Alzheimer's is setting in.

I will be in San Fransisco this weekend.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2012 07:32 am
@NickFun,
Is that where the halfway house is that the prison has approved you for? Remember, they expect you back in by 8 p.m. sharp so no hanging out on Fisherman's Wharf groping the tourists...which as I recall is how you got arrested in the first place.


I have decided to cease taking any medications as they make me forgetful and lazy.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 28 Mar, 2012 08:25 am
@Sturgis,
You were forgetful and lazy long before you were on any medications, in fact you were born that way.

I think it's time to start working on the tax returns.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 29 Mar, 2012 02:07 pm
@firefly,
In your case your tax returns from 2001.

I owe more in taxes than most people make in a year.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 29 Mar, 2012 03:33 pm
@NickFun,
I didn't realize they were able to tax pimps and drug traffickers.

It's summer weather today!
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 30 Mar, 2012 07:00 pm
@Mame,
Where you are in Canada that just means it is above freezing!

We haven't had an earthquake in CA for a long time!
demonhunter
 
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Reply Fri 30 Mar, 2012 10:50 pm
@NickFun,
Sorry nick, normally I don't like making fun of old fat guys, but for you I'll make an exception.

Troll is me.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2012 05:23 pm
@demonhunter,
It's hard to insult someone who does such a good job at insulting themselves.

I have cut down my sugar intake.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2012 05:55 pm
@NickFun,
That will eliminate most of your diet, you junk food addict.

I've had a fantastic weekend.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 2 Apr, 2012 09:40 am
@firefly,
Playing your favorite game of Sticky Fingers again? Some day the cops will catch up with you for all stealing.


The weather forecasters have predicted a nice week...then again they said it would be windy today and not a tree branch is stirring.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 2 Apr, 2012 03:33 pm
@Sturgis,
You have been watching the news and weather from a cable station in Okayama, Japan. It's no wonder you're confused!

I just did an hour on the treadmill and I'm all sweaty.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 2 Apr, 2012 04:54 pm
@NickFun,
It's not the time you're on it, it's the work you've done and going 50 steps in an hour is nothing to brag about!

I saw a chiropractor today and my back feels so much better!
 

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