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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2012 05:02 am
@Dutchy,
You failed to mention fat, old, wrinkled and sagging.

I think Mame would love to date me.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2012 02:44 pm
@NickFun,
Keep dreaming Nick old man. Even the corpses in the local cemetery spring to life and run off when you stroll by, Mame has better taste than a withered creature like you.

I just ate a most delicious chicken and cheese taco, I want another.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2012 02:50 pm
@Sturgis,
Go ahead you fat piece of lard, you have nothing on Moby dick, you and firefly make a good pair.

I will be going to Church this morning, perhaps even playing the organ.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2012 02:55 pm
@Dutchy,
You could live there it won't save your sorry soul...and try not to take all the money from the collection plate this time, the roof has a hole which needs to be fixed.

I returned early from getting my groceries today.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2012 03:02 pm
@Sturgis,
Back at the Food Line again, Sturg? Well, at least it's free.

Going to listen to a blues jam this aft. Just heading out.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2012 03:05 pm
@Mame,
You'll be a bit late since it was last week and besides, you have that appointment with your parole officer today.


My friend called this morning, he was complaining about something although I can't recall what.


Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2012 04:27 am
@Sturgis,
I reckon it is time you see a Shrink if you can't remember what your friend told you this morning you amnesiac.

The Vicar and I had an interesting discussion after Church this morning.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2012 11:25 am
@Dutchy,
He told you to stop playing with yourself during his sermons?

I'm hoping I'll be able to finish working on the project I started yesterday.

Mame
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2012 03:05 pm
@firefly,
Twisted Evil

If your project is hiring a bin to dump all the crap all over your yard, I'm sure your neighbours hope you finish, too.

We went to a blues bar last night and really enjoyed the music.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2012 04:30 pm
@Mame,
It was supposed to be happy, upbeat music but it turned to blues when you walked in.

I am watching a basketball game in my shorts.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2012 04:54 pm
@NickFun,
Shorts keep the skid marks off the sofa, so that's good! However, your smell is overwhelming, which is why your neighbours all left town for the weekend.

Made a duvet cover today. (And no, Nick, not to cover skid marks)

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2012 11:25 pm
@Mame,
Your nocturnal acrobatics ruin all your bed linen why not use a solid chair.

Went on a Camel safari over the weekend, rounded up about 20 of them which were doing a lot of damage to the outback vegetation.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2012 08:23 am
@Dutchy,
I am so pleased they've restored Animal Planet back to your television selections at the mental ward.

Quite a bit of wind building up today, and a possible freeze tonight, so much for the early spring.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2012 11:36 am
@Sturgis,
Better round up lots of newspapers to cover you in that cardboard box you've been sleeping in ever since you were kicked out of your apartment.

I've got to go out and buy a new microwave oven.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2012 12:30 pm
@firefly,
You should since your last one is over 20 yrs old.

I've got a horrible pinched nerve in my back and it's uncomfortable to sit, walk or stand.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2012 02:50 pm
@Mame,
Why don't you stick to the missionary pairing instead of trying all these young people's wild nocturnal positions, that would avoid pinched back nerves.

Being a mild day I shall spend much of my time gardening.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2012 04:45 pm
@Dutchy,
You're sure you don't have plans to dine with the mayor, meet the queen, or address an audience somewhere, you pathological liar?

my stomach's a little queasy from the medicines I've been taking today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2012 04:50 pm
@Mame,
I'll check with your gynecologist if I were you, signs of pregnancy you maneater.

My partner just served me coffee outside, so much more enjoyable than secretaries falling over themselves trying to please the boss.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2012 05:45 pm
@Dutchy,
What would you know about that, you unemployed bum?

What's for dinner? Don't know what to make tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2012 07:07 pm
@Mame,
I wouldn't bother, nobody eats the crap you put in front of them anyway, get your usual Mcdonald's take aways.

Just received a letter from the taxation office, they want to see me regarding an important matter.
 

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