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demonhunter
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2012 10:09 am
@Sturgis,
Creeping below the bleachers during little league and t-ball practice isn’t technically the “baseball season.”

I am looking for mid-ninteenth century hand engraved maps of Austria and the Greece; can't find any and it just blows my mind.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2012 04:02 pm
@Sturgis,
Yeah, it's another opportunity for you to bet on games and lose your last couple of bucks.

I'm preparing an Italian feast for dinner tonight.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2012 05:09 pm
@firefly,
Some feast - lettuce with Italian Dressing from pkgs you stole from your nearest restaurant.

I'm going to sit in front of the fire and read tonight - I got 12 books out of the library.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2012 06:29 pm
@Mame,
And none of them were checked out on your card--you swiped all of them, you shameless thief.

I haven't gone to my library in a long time.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2012 06:53 pm
@firefly,
Not since they kicked you out for accessing porn on the computer!

I use my SAG card to get into the movies for free!
demonhunter
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2012 08:32 pm
@NickFun,
Yeah. Kids now-a-days don't recognize silent movie stars.

I feel like I sorta need one more spoonful of grape cough-syrup; or maybe cherry, or maybe both; blowing some unusual substance out of my nares and into a growing pile of kleenex.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2012 11:21 pm
@demonhunter,
You need to see a vet you mangy looking cougar.

I addressed a fiery uranium investors meeting this morning, they wanted to block the boards proposed 5 billion dollar deal with China.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 13 Mar, 2012 02:38 am
@Dutchy,
What did Teddy have to say about it all?

I'm taking my son horseriding today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Mar, 2012 04:53 am
@izzythepush,
You call that horse riding, taking him to your local shopping centre to ride a coin operated horse, whilst you do your shopping?
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1304/horseg.png

It's a very hot night so am enjoying a couple of cold beers with my neighbour.

izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 13 Mar, 2012 05:29 am
@Dutchy,
Teddy certainly gets about a bit.

I might do a spot of gardening later.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Mar, 2012 06:02 am
@izzythepush,
I wouldn't call that gardening, clearing and eradicating a weed ovegrown piece of land invested with rats is more like it.

Just had a swim in my neighbour's pool and about to enjoy the spa.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 13 Mar, 2012 03:35 pm
@Dutchy,
Yes, your neighbor called officials in right after you left. You'll notice the sign they had to put up.
http://hometown-pasadena.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/biohazard.jpg
And sneaking into the spa wearing your cousin's clothes and that mask is beyond reprehensible.

It's Tuesday and one of my favorite shows is on this evening.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 13 Mar, 2012 04:39 pm
@Sturgis,
Hoarders, right? Watching yourself again, Sturg?

My animals are sitting around me waiting to be fed but it's a bit too early.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 14 Mar, 2012 06:56 am
@Mame,
You wait until they are on the verge of death you heartless woman!

My cat still likes to bring home little "gifts".
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 14 Mar, 2012 09:27 am
@NickFun,
"Gifts" which happen to be your dinner - you adore Mouse Fricasee, don't you?

Going to work at home today.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Mar, 2012 09:49 am
@Mame,
Work? Oh is that what you're calling painting your toenails and cracking walnuts with your swiped hammer?

The birds are chirping like mad outside.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 14 Mar, 2012 01:08 pm
@Sturgis,
You're in solitary confinement - it's just another of your hallucinations, Mad Dog.

I made a lovely borscht yesterday and am having some for lunch.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Mar, 2012 03:16 pm
@Mame,
In other words you screwed the cap off the bottle of red wine and poured it out in a saucepan, tossed in some beets then ladled it into a dish and put pumpernickel bread next to it...it's no wonder your in-laws left the country after that last meal you prepared.

My caller I.D. seems to be broken.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 14 Mar, 2012 03:19 pm
@Sturgis,
It's not broken, no one ever calls you. Don't you notice your phone never rings? You're so creepy, even telemarketers don't want to bother with you.

I just had a most delicious bakery cookie.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 14 Mar, 2012 03:22 pm
@Sturgis,
It's working just fine. People are blocking their numbers so you don't call them back.

I got an odd call from a hotel in Germany saying I still owed them money from a trip I took 3 years ago!
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