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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 14 Mar, 2012 03:47 pm
@firefly,
You fat piece of lard, no wonder you haven't any admirers, eating all that sweet stuff.

Going for a swim shortly, the water looks so inviting.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 15 Mar, 2012 09:24 am
@Dutchy,
Oh I'm sure it does, of course that's because you threw in the stuffed doll you had made up that looks just like you, right down to the magic marker lines you drew on both your faces.

Earlier I smelled a lot of smoke and got nervous.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 15 Mar, 2012 04:13 pm
@Sturgis,
Of course, it was marijuana smoke and paranoia is one of the effects.

One of my ex-girlfriends has become morbidly obese!
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 15 Mar, 2012 04:48 pm
@NickFun,
That describes not just your ex, right?

My husband comes home tomorrow and I'm so glad.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 15 Mar, 2012 04:58 pm
@Mame,
No doubt he smelt a rat and wants to put a stop to your dilly dallying.

I'm flying Interstate today to arrange a major ore deal with Japan's Mitsubishi.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 15 Mar, 2012 08:44 pm
@Dutchy,
You mean you're going to put gas in your car. You're retired -- remember?

Next week I will be renting a plane and flying to Utah.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 15 Mar, 2012 09:50 pm
@NickFun,
The only plane you'll be flying is a model your partner bought you for your birthday.

I retired at 40 but am still on the board of many companies and a consultant to quite a few others, hence my days are usually fully occupied.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2012 10:14 am
@Dutchy,
Yes, your days are fully occupied with making paper flowers and painting hardboiled eggs and whatever your keepers at they asylum keep you busy with.

My back and shoulders are quite achy today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2012 06:08 pm
@Sturgis,
No doubt from lifting all those beer cans to your mouth! Get some exercise!

I have gained two pounds. Time to hit the treadmill!
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2012 06:30 pm
@NickFun,
That's two today, but what about the 40 in the last month that you've put on? The treadmill won't be enough!

My husband's flight was cancelled because there was no pilot. Bloody Air Canada!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 16 Mar, 2012 06:33 pm
@Mame,
No Pilot, that's crap, he met up with a floozy and you know it.

I can honestly say I never strayed far of the straight and narrow.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2012 02:34 pm
@Dutchy,
Of course not, you haven't strayed from your home in 40 years.

I'm having trouble deciding what to have for dinner tonight.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2012 04:39 pm
@Sturgis,
Too many choices in the dump, eh?

My dog never wants to leave my side.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 17 Mar, 2012 05:17 pm
@Mame,
That's because you torture him when he does, same as the men in your life!

I once owned a parrot but I sold him years ago.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2012 10:35 am
@NickFun,
The parrot sounded like you when he talked, and even you couldn't stand the sound of your awful shrill voice that poor bird imitated. The only person you could find to buy him was a man with a profound hearing impairment.

It's a gorgeous day, and my daffodils are in full bloom and brightening up the block.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2012 10:45 am
@firefly,
You mean the plastic ones you stole from 5 and dime or the ones you stole from your neighbor when you climbed over their fence in the middle of the night?

I have an inexplicable desire to eat a dozen blueberry muffins.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2012 05:16 pm
@Sturgis,
Either you're pregnant or a glutton. I doubt the former.

I am in Nevada where I flew a Cirrus SR 22 with a perfect landing.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2012 05:24 pm
@NickFun,
You didn't mention it was a belly landing you crash merchant.

I'm having lunch with my CEO today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 19 Mar, 2012 07:37 pm
@Dutchy,
Maybe you should ask him why the business has tanked. Undoubtedly, he will blame you!

I wi8ll be flying out of Utah tomorrow after a couple days of fun.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 19 Mar, 2012 08:49 pm
@NickFun,
No doubt as usual leaving a few broken hearts behind you playboy.

I think my secretary is after more than her salary lately, I'm feeling very uneasy about that.
 

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