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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 9 Mar, 2012 07:09 pm
@demonhunter,
You don't have a mind - you blew it years ago on coke.

Keith Richards called me today and asked for a favour (Dutchy).
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 9 Mar, 2012 07:13 pm
@demonhunter,
Knowing his reputation I know why he called you Mame, but I won't embarrass you here you man eater.

Will be going to the football with the boys this afternoon.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 9 Mar, 2012 07:20 pm
@Dutchy,
Translation: Another afternoon getting wasted on beer with other juvenile senior citizens.

I'm happy we'll be changing the clocks this weekend, I love the longer days.

Mame
 
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Reply Fri 9 Mar, 2012 08:19 pm
@firefly,
More time to ply your trade, you whore.

I love doing cryptograms.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 9 Mar, 2012 08:58 pm
@Mame,
A pity your grey matter won't enable you to finish them you scatterbrain.

I won many prizes doing difficult crosswords.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 9 Mar, 2012 09:29 pm
@Dutchy,
"The "Obsessive Compulsive Crossword Players Award" is nothing to brag about.

I may go to Vegas next week.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 9 Mar, 2012 09:54 pm
@NickFun,
Forget it, they don't need another Elvis impersonator, and you've gotten too old and too fat for that sort of gig.

I found something today I had thought was lost.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 9 Mar, 2012 10:13 pm
@firefly,
You lost your virginity years ago so don't give us that crap, who do you think you are, the virgin Mary?

We've decided to go to the Crazy Horse Bar for a decent meal and a drink after the football this afternoon.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 10 Mar, 2012 03:44 am
@Dutchy,
Those horse steaks really hit the spot.

I've just received an out of print book through the post.
demonhunter
 
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Reply Sat 10 Mar, 2012 09:28 am
@izzythepush,
I’m not a big fan of libricide myself, but I admire your attention to detail.


Reminds me, a few years back, at the opening ceremony for the giraffe exhibit at the LA county zoo; I don't, really, remember why, but I (for some reason) brought a nail gun; (that's all I remember but) to this day, it still blows my mind every time I think of it.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 10 Mar, 2012 06:27 pm
@demonhunter,
You sure are quite the storyteller Demonhunter! That one held me riveted! I suspect some of those nails got lodged in your brain!

One of my computers is having a virus issue!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 10 Mar, 2012 09:08 pm
@NickFun,
Stop looking at those porno sites, that's where they originate from you old pervert.

I'm entertaining my grandchildren today.

demonhunter
 
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Reply Sat 10 Mar, 2012 09:22 pm
@Dutchy,
You can't say that. Nobody wants to insult that. Cheater.


I never knew that the Red-Knot feeds on a variety of things; anything from insects to larvae to mollusks to crabs, this just blows my mind.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 11 Mar, 2012 01:11 pm
@demonhunter,
Your mind is easily unhinged, thanks to all the LSD you keep dropping.

I made sure that all the clocks and watches in the house now have the correct time.

Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 11 Mar, 2012 01:14 pm
@firefly,
Did you use the red magic marker or the blue one?

These onion rings are awful.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 11 Mar, 2012 03:30 pm
@Sturgis,
I'm sure they are. You made them.

Assuming the weather holds I will do some skydiving next weekend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 11 Mar, 2012 05:16 pm
@NickFun,
You're to old for that caper son, one more jump and you could be knocking on St.Peters door.

I'm having a day off, no CEO decisions to be made, just relaxing near the pool with a book and a drink.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 11 Mar, 2012 08:30 pm
@Dutchy,
That's a puddle, the National Enquirer and someone's leftover beer.

Got a lovely invitation from the Obama's this morning (Dutchy). Wonder if I'll go.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 11 Mar, 2012 10:35 pm
@Mame,
Why not big name dropper, they need a cleaner in the White House.

My partner thinks I need a new suit for when I meet Bishop Tutu next month.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 12 Mar, 2012 05:47 am
@Dutchy,
You just need a new suit, those rags you're wearing have less thread left than what a stripper wears.


I'm looking forward to the upcoming baseball season.
 

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