The Insult Chain Game

Must be rather tough for them to move their letter squares seeing as how you have them roped and bound.


My neighbors have been unusually quiet lately.

That's cuz you creep them out.

I just saw a, sort of, gypsy-hippy lady, with her daughter; they were both carrying ( what looked like wood, I thought it was wood, but it turned out to be) some some sort of creature that looked like a rat or a rodent; it really blew my mind.

You're nuts and ready to see a Psychiatrist you weirdo.

I'm cutting down a large Gum Tree today but need to remove the Koalas first.

Knowing you, you are brushing up on your koala recipes.

I have grown a goatee for an upcoming role.

Doesn't matter what you do, you're still fugly, dude.

Got a letter from the Queen today, thanking me for last week's luncheon. (pulling a Dutchy here).

That wasn't a thank you letter but a warning to stop bombarding the Queen with your silly Canadian recipes which even the Salvo's won't cook in their kitchen.

I have been invited to Melbourne to start the first Formula One race for the 2012 World Championship.

(not pulling anothe Dutchy here Mame )

I invite you to stay until they finish the last Formula One Race in 2055.

Little known fact about me, actually it's not so much about me, and it is well known, but I'm gonna, sort of, make it about me and little known; is that Mark Walberg (AKA Marky Mark/ AKA not me) has spent several painstaking hours getting the tats from his thug days removed; this just blows my mind.

Your mind was blown a long time ago, thanks to your drug use.

I have to make an important decision today.

Gin or Vodka?

I'm making my children home made lasagne.

Too bad they're so disgusted with your perv behaviour that they won't be there.

I've been invited to give a speech at the United Nations (Dutchy).

Congratulations Mame, no doubt your talking about the United Nations Church down the road. I never took you to be the religious type.

I'm taking my partner to the movies today to see "The Iron Lady".

Well then you will be disappointed since the theater has put in new rules not allowing blowup dolls in the theater.

Last night the police came by to get me back on my feet.

They got you on your feet so they could thrown your ass in jail!

My neighbor has been spying on me and my partner in our hot tub again!

I know, the video clips she's taken of the two of you have already gone viral on YouTube--it's like watching two hippos in a hot tub--funny.

I think I might start making homemade soups again.

I'm sure there is still some left over from the last time.

Strangest thing, today at office, I thought I saw a polar bear (I thought this because there was this huge off-white thing, with black paws, down the hall) and it looked like he, sorta had this, like, fake tattoo of the sistene chapel on his back, but as I got closer, it turned out to be nothing but a fat-guy in a lab coat, and he had clipboard but no tattoo (and so it wasn't fake or of the Sistene Chapel); the reality of the whole thing really just, sorta, blew my mind.

Don't break fast again.

I lost it once.

You can only lose it once, after that the term virginity is a memory.

I need to take the car to the carwash today.

Gardens vegetable seeds in containers today.

Don't forget your pea brains you half wit.

I'm going to the fish market shortly to see what price my 5 tons of Lobster will bring.

I thought those were crabs.


I never knew that shrimp trawlers were also known as the wrecking balls of the sea; this really blows my mind.