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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2012 07:44 pm
@Mame,
You'll do the usual--nothing. About your only interest is scarfing down junk food while watching chick flicks on the boob tube.

We'll be doing some celebrating this weekend.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2012 07:52 pm
@firefly,
You do realize your dope dealer will not deliver more "product" until you paid your past two month's old tab.

I found out this evening that I had mistakenly thought I had watched Mel Brook's The Producers years ago. I rectified that mistake and finally watched it tonight.
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laughoutlood
 
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Reply Fri 2 Mar, 2012 07:53 pm
@firefly,
Your cerebrations are a thinkless task and marzipans oy vey.

I shall disport myself with elan panache and aplomb at cards.

NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 3 Mar, 2012 07:35 pm
@laughoutlood,
Translation: I'm playing poker tonight and I'll probably lose the house.

I got in some great skiing today!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 4 Mar, 2012 12:53 am
@NickFun,
Stop bragging, you were in your local game parlor, sitting behind one of them video games. Great imagination old feller.

I finished the Church Service today as the Vicar became unwell.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 4 Mar, 2012 01:46 pm
@Dutchy,
Of course he became unwell after you slipped those pills in his coffee, you're just lucky he didn't expire or you'd be doing service at Brisbane Correctional.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200807/r270552_1136955.jpg

I just can't seem to get motivated today, hope I'm not getting sick again.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2012 07:48 pm
@Sturgis,
When you start feeling motivated you lie down until the feeling passes.

I had a great weekend skiing, taking the moguls like a young man!
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2012 08:12 pm
@NickFun,
And when you were a young man, you couldn't ski well either--in fact, you were considered the laughing stock of the slopes. Nothing's changed. You still "take the moguls" on the seat of your pants.

I baked the most absolutely perfect brownies yesterday.
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demonhunter
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2012 08:21 pm
@NickFun,
But your aching back is going to spend the rest of the week acting its age.

I just stuffed down some Nachos with cheese and hot peppers from the gas station and only paid $1 for the whole deal.

Mame
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2012 10:48 pm
@demonhunter,
And you almost blew up the gas station with your stinky farts after all that.

I did yoga today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2012 11:12 pm
@Mame,
And now you're waiting for your 'Yogi' to come home and practice 'Tantra' on him.

The Vicar dropped by today to thank me for finishing his sermon last Sunday when he became ill, he said the congregation thought I was a real Vicar.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2012 11:35 pm
@Dutchy,
He was just being kind - what they really thought was that you reeked of liquour.

I've got a headache.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 5 Mar, 2012 11:46 pm
@Mame,
Hubby be impressed when he gets home, probably ask, "you've got a toothache too"?

I'm grilling two big marinated T-Bone steaks on the bbq right now, my partner likes them done that way, she says I'm the best chef around.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2012 02:55 pm
@Dutchy,
Those t-bones are your neighbors window grilles, and how many times have I told you the image of you in the mirror dressed as Lady Gaga is not your wife and it's only the voices in your head saying you're the best chef...30 dead parishioners from last weeks church supper are proof you aren't.

I sure hope I have a spare jar of mayonnaise in the closet.
demonhunter
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2012 04:14 pm
@Sturgis,
You always have a spare jar of mayonnaise in the closet. Plus, you are ugly and your mama dresses you funny.

I really need to do something useful with my time.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2012 05:06 pm
@demonhunter,
The most useful thing you can do is stay out of everyone's way.

My husband and I are off to the gym for a workout.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2012 05:25 pm
@Mame,
Two old crocks starting something new, have you got an ambulance on stand by?

I'm chairing an important board meeting this morning.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2012 07:54 pm
@Dutchy,
If you're talking, everyone at the meeting will be bored.


I'm going to have a ham sandwich for dinner!
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2012 09:06 pm
@Ticomaya,
How exciting! I might suggest a pickle on the side but that might be too much strain on your heart!

I had a chicken salad with cranberries for dinner.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2012 11:34 pm
@NickFun,
At KFC no doubt with a free Salvation Army coupon you miser.

I'm playing a game of scrabble with my neighbour right now.
 

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