The Insult Chain Game

@Sturgis,

I agree, you talk and you look like a long lost zombie.

I;ve attended a zumba class today and really enjoyed it.

@Dutchy,

Of course you did, they were giving out free shirts and bags at the monthly food drive. While they did their thing zumba-dancing, you took the food and loaded it into your shopping wagon then scurried away.

My neighbor seems to be on drugs.

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@Dutchy,

Thank god, we don't need another fat person on this planet
(honestly thats great you enjoyed it:)

I just the read the last vampire book to my series ="(

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@Sturgis,

Of course he is - he buys his stuff from you, you low-life.

I came home from work early as I don't feel well.

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@MrsVISHOUS2012,

you were pipped by Sturgis...

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@Mame,

If I looked in the mirror and saw you looking back at me I wouldn't feel well either!

I have managed to avoid all illnesses this winter.

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@NickFun,

That's because you've been in solitary confinement, twit.

I am definitely not feeling well right now.

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@Mame,

That's what happens whenever you eat your own lousy cooking.

It's miserable out, but I have to pick up some birthday cards and get them in the mail.

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@firefly,

You're mailing cards because you weren't invited, and I think we know why, you loser.

I haven't been sleeping well for the last while and it's catching up with me.

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@firefly,

You're mailing cards because you weren't invited, and I think we know why, you loser.

I haven't been sleeping well for the last while and it's catching up with me.

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@firefly,

That's fits, you're a miserable old bag all the time, surprised they will sell you any birthday cards at all with your attitude,you sourpuss.

Sorry to read Mame is unwell, my sympathies go out to her, sincerely wish I could help her.

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@Dutchy,

You're such a sweetie - wish you were here to give me a backrub.

I have to go walk the dog, even though I feel like sleeping for a year - she's too feisty to keep in any longer. I feel shivery and feverish.

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@Mame,

Get real, you're in withdrawal from heroin, you stoned out junkie.

The miserable weather deterred me from going out today.

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@firefly,

You'll find any excuse to stay on your back, won't you, you whorish woman?

I feel worse than ever now and I've had nothing to eat today, so it's definitely not what I ate.

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@Mame,

You have spent too much time looking in the mirror (I hope you feel better!)

I have decided to head for the mountains this weekend for some skiing.

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@NickFun,

Don't kid us, weekend detention time coming up for your latest series of petty crimes, you flasher.

Taking my partner shopping today, she can buy whatever she likes.

(Best wishes Mame)

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@Dutchy,

Hard to choose how to spend $5 so be patient.

(I'm feeling a lot better thank you both.) I vacuumed and washed the floors, had a work out, took the dog out twice, worked three hours, and marinated a roast... it's not quite 3:00. I'm tired!

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@Mame,

Then why are the floors still dirty, you're still out of shape, the dog needs to pee, your work is piled up and the roast tastes like crap?

I am taking a few days off,.

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@NickFun,

That floozy you've been chasing has finally succombed and you have no option but to take her out of town for some canoodling.

I had to take a taxi into town as the Rolls is still being repaired.

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@Dutchy,

BS - you were actually arrested by the police for indecent exposure again and got a free ride to jail.

I have a free day to today, to do whatever I want.

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