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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 06:35 am
@izzythepush,
In other words, yet another day scratching your crotch as you steal your neighbors flowers and veggies.

For some reason I can't get my shoes on this morning, my feet just won't fit.
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 07:14 am
Those are your sister's shoes, you fool, and they didn't fit last week, either, when you went to that transvestite party.

i've been dog-sitting for a week and her owner is picking her up today.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 07:40 am
@Mame,
Hope she doesn't accidentally pick you up instead!


Drinking my coffee from a very large mug this morning.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 07:46 am
@Ticomaya,
And that's about as interesting your day is going to get.

The dog I'm looking after has to wear a diaper - she's 6 or 7 and isn't house-trained, if you can believe it!
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 03:45 pm
@Mame,
Well, since you wear a diaper for your incontinence problems, the dog must have felt right at home.

I am already shopping for my Spring and Summer wardrobe.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 04:42 pm
@firefly,
Value Village is closed on Mondays. Where'd you go - the dump?

Just got the news that we need a new washing machine.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 05:45 pm
@Mame,
You've needed a washing machine for more than a decade. Of course since you live in a cardboard shack under the highway overpass, I doubt even a new washing machine will be of much use to you.

I'm thinking about ordering a pizza tonight with all the toppings...except anchovies.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 07:21 pm
@Sturgis,
Thinking is all you can do because you got no money, honey.

Told my husband to pick up a washing machine on the way home Smile
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 07:31 pm
@Mame,
I suppose since you've gone all these years without one you wouldn't know how to use it!

I still have several pairs of jeans from a jeans commercial I did 10 years ago.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2012 07:47 pm
@NickFun,
Don't know why you bothered to keep them since you can't get them over your knees.

Today we got rid of the non-house-trained dog we were dog-sitting. Bloody thing had to wear a diaper!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 28 Feb, 2012 04:02 am
@Mame,
Your house is a smelly dump at all times so don't blame the poor dog, get off your fat bronze and start cleaning for a change, you chick-flick mad couch potato.

I think the time has arrived I sell some of my valuable paintings I bought as an investment 10 years ago.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 Feb, 2012 04:05 pm
@Dutchy,
Nobody wants those velvet Elvis paintings, sorry to tell you, and they have certainly not appreciated over time Smile

My niece got an offer on her house so she's gone home and won't be coming for dinner after all.

NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 28 Feb, 2012 04:09 pm
@Mame,
She got an offer on her house AND she doesn't have to eat with you! Two benefits!

I may do some paragliding in the mountains this weekend.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 Feb, 2012 05:05 pm
@NickFun,
I think you'll be doing your weekend jail time, buddy, but dream on.

My right ear is really painful right now.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 28 Feb, 2012 05:11 pm
@Mame,
You will insist your man bites your ear during your wild nocturnal foreplay, so don't complain here young lady.

I've invited my neighbour over for dinner tonight as her hubby is out of town.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 Feb, 2012 05:40 pm
@Dutchy,
And we all know what you three will get up to, you perverted porn-addicted loser.

My husband's company is taking us out to dinner tonight. Should I get dolled up?
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 28 Feb, 2012 09:52 pm
@Mame,
Oh yes! Get dolled up like a French whore! You might make some money tonight!

I have just returned from dinner with some old friends.
MrsVISHOUS2012
 
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Reply Tue 28 Feb, 2012 10:02 pm
@NickFun,
Imaginary friends do not count as the real thing!


why do i eat so much chocolate, it always makes me sick. ugh
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 28 Feb, 2012 10:06 pm
@MrsVISHOUS2012,
Because you're a dumb blonde and don't know where to draw the line you fat slob.

I'm going for a hike in them hills shortly and work up a sweat.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 28 Feb, 2012 10:09 pm
@Dutchy,
So you heard the law is coming after you tonight and decided to evade arrest again? Won't get too far with that ankle monitoring device they snapped on you after your last attempt.

I really need to get some sleep.
 

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