The Insult Chain Game

@firefly,

You wrote,

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You're staying inside because you're in hot water and afraid someone will ID you as the perv who's been exposing himself to the old ladies outside the senior center.

I'm making an unusual chicken salad for tonight's dinner.

I had a good laugh from your post; evidently, your appetite increases after talking about pervs. LOL

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@firefly,

Unusual how? Not gone off, most likely.

I made several Indian dishes for lunch with my in-laws this weekend. Yum!

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@Mame,

I'm sure your in-laws will compliment your cooking thing after they are released from the hospital.

My partner and I are staying in tonight.

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@NickFun,

Yeah, because the Wanted Posters have been put up all over town. Smart of you to keep a low profile.

Just made curried prawns for tomorrow.

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@Mame,

Gee your dogs doing well eating that home made sh*t.

It's incredible hot today si I'm spending a day at the beach.

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@Dutchy,

Just like a beached whale.

I had a fun day coaching soccer.

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@Ticomaya,

You can't say the same for those poor kids you spent the day kicking, punching and screaming at!

I suspect an old girlfriend is stalking me!

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@NickFun,

Who you're kidding, that's your female probation officer, you dill.

My uranium shares keep going up and have made me a wealthy man.

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@Dutchy,

But your compulsive gambling has blown it all away, you loser.

It's time to think about getting the tax returns done.

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@firefly,

You mean you actually made money last year?

Going to the in-laws for lunch today. I made an Indian buffet.

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@Mame,

I noticed the head waiter was missing from over at Happy Curries Restaurant , I hope you used the proper seasoning on him and slow roasted.

I seem to have developed a rash on my leg.

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@Sturgis,

No wonder, you haven't had a wash for weeks, you smelly old fart.

My driver has put another dent in the Rolls, what am I going to do with him, his second accident in two months. Shocked

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@Dutchy,

You could stop handcuffing him to the steering wheel...when are you going to learn, nobody wants to work in your urine soaked car (which is a broken down Gremlin not a Rolls).

I feel a headache coming on

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@Sturgis,

You sound like Mame when she gets a tap on the shoulder, you old woman.

Monday morning here and off to the Council meeting, big decisions to be made.

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@Dutchy,

Yeah, you have to decide if you can down stay sober while they vote on tossing you out of town for prancing through the streets drunk and naked singing Turkish love songs in the middle of the night.

Sunday night and nothing on television, maybe I'll read a book.

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@Sturgis,

With your dismal reading skills, that will mean a comic book, so you have pictures to help you understand the story.

I am listening to an opera now.

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@firefly,

Don't give us that crap, you can't even distinguish a tango from rock and roll let alone an opera, that's a radio insect commercial you're listening to you dumb blonde.

Tomorrow I'm meeting a VIP, the Lord Mayor of Moscow, I'm pleased I can speak Russian.

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@Dutchy,

That's not Russian you're talking, it's pissed ****.

I'm going to try my hand at Mexican cooking.

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@izzythepush,

Mexican **** stirring would be a better word for your attempt at cooking, your mangy dog wouldn't even touch that crap.

I've ordered a dozen of the finest wines for tomorrow's Mayoral meeting.

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@Dutchy,

Would that be 'Melbourne Old & Muddy?'

It's a lovely day, I may do some gardening.

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