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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2012 09:27 am
@izzythepush,
All I can say to that is: ha ha ha ha ha ha - they don't let the likes of you even near the crowd, much less in the centre of it!

My husband is in Montreal this week.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2012 09:36 am
@Mame,
So apparently it's not just your neighbors and little children that run away from you. According to news reports he fled so quickly when he saw you in that new nighty, he didn't even put on his slippers.

Yesterday I was talking on the phone for 3 hours.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2012 01:10 pm
@Sturgis,
And you did that even though there was no one on the other end of the line. There are good reasons you're considered crazy.

Going out to pick up steak for dinner and some flowers for the table.





Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2012 01:31 pm
@firefly,
"Pick up" means shop stealing in your language you petty little criminal.

Buying my partner an exercise bike today.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2012 05:01 pm
@Dutchy,
We all know it's actually for you, you lubberbutt.

Walked the dogs twice today at the dog park and met a lovely Scottish woman.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 01:56 pm
@Mame,
You're well know as a gossip this proves it again, chatting up innocent old ladies.

Chairing an important investment meeting today.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 04:24 pm
@Dutchy,
Oh that's so sweet, it's such a relief to know you're being allowed to play with the Monopoly toy money again. (just try not chewing on the hotel pieces again, too expensive to get your teeth fixed)

There's a really strange odor in my home.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 04:30 pm
@Sturgis,
Let me guess, you still haven't figure out that you're a zombie yet despite your refrigerator being stocked with decaying human brains and organs, right? That odor is your body rotting away.

I had a scare this morning. After ordering a chai tea latte and a couple of croissants for breakfast I found out I lost my ATM/debit card. I found it after work in a pants pocket from jeans I wore on Monday.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 04:55 pm
@tsarstepan,
Like it matters anyway? It's not like there's any money on the card, it all goes to your bookie.

I once appeared in a film.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 07:24 pm
@Sturgis,
The surveillance tape in the liquor store that showed you putting a bottle of wine inside your coat. That starring role earned you ten days in jail.

I've been planning a birthday celebration.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 07:30 pm
@firefly,
Turning 77 is nothing to celebrate old girl, see if you can make it to 80 and we'll open a bottle of beer.

My investment meeting was postponed until tomorrow, now I have the afternoon to myself so I may have a beer as it is pretty hot today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 09:38 pm
@Dutchy,
It seems you have a beer in every post regardless of the weather.

I played three sets of tennis today and I played like a pro!
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 09:39 pm
@NickFun,
A pro what? Rejects from the mortuary play better than you after they've been autopsied.

My eyes feel heavy
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2012 11:47 pm
@Sturgis,
If you stopped smoking that **** in your pipe your eyes would return to normal you moron.

Now I've had a couple of beers I'll be lining up for a grilled T-bone steak.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2012 11:27 am
@Dutchy,
Which is Australian for "I'm gonna get me another beer."

I made the mistake of leaving the window open last night.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2012 12:02 pm
@Sturgis,
It sure was a mistake because the neighbors reacted to the foul odor that emanated from your open window and called the cops to investigate a possible rotting corpse. When they found all that piled smelly garbage that fills your apartment, your landlord handed you an eviction notice. Good luck hunting for a new place, you slob.

I've been receiving a lot of packages in the mail lately.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2012 02:21 pm
@firefly,
No doubt from the many beaux you've been entertaining lately you floozy.

I'm having a quiet weekend at home for a change.
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2012 02:23 pm
@Dutchy,
cured the flatulence did you?

Im really amazed at how my desl light looks like a pinwheel
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2012 03:21 pm
@farmerman,
Put your glasses on and you'll see you left your torch on you dingbat.

Staying indoors another scorcher coming up.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2012 03:32 pm
@Dutchy,
You're staying inside because you're in hot water and afraid someone will ID you as the perv who's been exposing himself to the old ladies outside the senior center.

I'm making an unusual chicken salad for tonight's dinner.

 

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