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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2012 09:34 am
@Dutchy,
After that you pass out so you will never know what it's like to be a heavy drinker.

I usually have only two to three glasses of wine a week.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 11:55 am
@NickFun,
But each of those "glasses" are glass gallon jugs, you sot.

I'm reading a fascinating novel.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 12:12 pm
@firefly,
The user manual to your new coffee pot you bought last December IS NOT a novel and after 2+ months you should have finished it by now.

I can't wait until this Saturday when I'll spend most of the day starting from 4PM to late in the evening celebrating my best friend's birthday with her and a gang of her friends.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 09:26 pm
@tsarstepan,
Don't get too excited. It may not turn into the orgy you're expecting.

I think I will stop playing basketball after my last performance.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 10:26 pm
@NickFun,
Smart move, age is catching up with you 'young' fellow, take up playing bridge much less strenuous.

I'll be judging a wine exhibition tonight.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2012 02:04 am
@Dutchy,
Judging by your last exhibition on wine the results should be a sparkling shiraz.

I could be tempted tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2012 11:04 am
@laughoutlood,
Yes but she won't be. Better off staying home.

I have just had a 2 mile swim.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2012 11:13 am
@NickFun,
Swimming two miles in your dream doesn't necessarily count as actual exercise. And your partner has the bruises to show for it because you were flailing around in your sleep this morning.

Just ordered a Greek salad with chicken for lunch delivery 15 minutes ago from Seamless.com.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 05:28 pm
@tsarstepan,
But they delivered an anchovy pizza. Why not just call the place directly next time?

I managed to get a copy of my family genealogy.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 05:33 pm
@NickFun,
Bet you're still trying to find out who your father is.

I have been able to trace my family tree to 1520.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 05:59 pm
@Dutchy,
Yeah, no. 1520 Tin Pan Alley.

I'm cooking pancakes tomorrow.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 06:27 pm
@izzythepush,
Part of your 'community service', no doubt.

I don't know what to have for dinner.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 06:29 pm
@izzythepush,
So how much of your pancake mix is pancake dough and how much of it is weed?

MAME:
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I don't know what to have for dinner.

If you can hold out until morning, you can try some of Izzy's potcakes.

I'm waiting at my work desk (on my day off) at work before I go to an invitation only concert (A bluegrass band called The Punch Brothers) at 9:ooPM several blocks away.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 06:32 pm
@tsarstepan,
You mean you're sneaking in the back door, you loser.

I still don't know what to have for dinner, and you haven't been much help, tsar.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 07:12 pm
@Mame,
You have plenty of cat food. Maybe that and some lawn clippings for roughage?

I just enjoyed a haddock dinner.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 09:34 pm
@NickFun,
The frozen fish stick dinner you shoplifted from the supermarket?

I have been nibbling on some delicious grapes.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2012 02:09 am
@firefly,
You have a great sense of imagination as you were nibbling your beau's ears.

I've attended a liquor sale today and picked up many bargains.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2012 05:40 pm
@Dutchy,
But after renting the forklift to carry it and the semi-trailer to store it you wound up losing money.

I am enjoying a fine glass of Chardonnay.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2012 06:53 am
@NickFun,
Chardonnay wishes and fine glass dreams ... but Mad Dog budget and paper cup means.


I used to like Scotch, but find my tastes running more towards Bourbon lately.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2012 07:33 am
@Ticomaya,
Methylated spirits more like.

I'm thinking of applying to carry the olympic torch when it passes through town.
 

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