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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2012 02:43 pm
@Dutchy,
That's as good excuse as any, you fat lazy slob. You give it a miss every morning, don't you?

I'm excited about going to Rio!

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2012 02:53 pm
@Mame,
Oh my God, don't try to fit into a bikini and do the samba on Copacabana Beach you will look totally out of place with your liposuctioned body.

Instead of a run I'll make myself bacon and eggs for breakfaston the bbq outside.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2012 02:54 pm
@Dutchy,
That's definitely going to add to the cellulite you've got all over your body. Why not a bowl of Special K instead, blubbo?

My dog adores me.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2012 09:37 pm
@Mame,
As opposed to the rest of us.

I won my copyright case!
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2012 07:20 am
@NickFun,
You mean your shyster lawyer did, don't you?

(and congrats, by the way!)

I'm making quiche lorraine now for lunch with the in-laws tomorrow.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2012 03:36 am
@Mame,
I suggest you take them out for lunch if you want to keep them as in-laws, you never learned to cook properly, during their last visit they fed your crummy lunch to your dog.

I bought my partner a bunch of Roses and a surprise for Valentine's day.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2012 03:30 pm
@Dutchy,
A surprise? You finally got yourself a Viagra prescription, so your partner might finally get to enjoy the kind of sex she hasn't had in the last 15 years...at least not with you.

I have to shop for my Valentine tomorrow.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2012 06:27 pm
@firefly,
I think Goodwill's closed on Mondays. Too bad, you'll have to go to your regular pawn shop.

Well, had a nice quiche lorraine with the in-laws and sorted out all their computer problems.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2012 06:54 pm
@Mame,
Don't lie, you took my advice and took them to McDonald's, and called in at a computer store afterwards.

I think Firefly is missing out on what I get plenty of. Razz
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2012 07:02 pm
@Dutchy,
The only thing you get plenty of is disrespect and abuse, and she's not missing out on any of that either.

(there, double whammy)

I'm going to watch some tv with my husband now.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2012 07:07 pm
@Mame,
You're only jealous and missing out, fancy watching TV with your hubby, now I know why you're missing out.

I'm heading into the backyard and attend my vegetable plot, everything is growing lovely now we;ve had some summer rain.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2012 08:23 pm
@Dutchy,
The only thing in your garden is weeds, bucko.

I just groomed my dog and she looks lovely.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2012 08:40 pm
@Mame,
I'm sure she does, time would have been better spent on yourself, had a look in the mirror lately?

Just dug up a lovely meal of fresh carrots for tonights meal.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2012 02:34 pm
@Dutchy,
Well, when you've spent all your money on booze, and have none left for food, those puny carrots you've stolen from your neighbor's garden will have to do, you sot.

I'm baking a delicious treat for my Valentine.

NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2012 08:53 pm
@firefly,
A doggy treat?

I'm taking my lady to a fine restaurant for Valentines Day.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2012 09:18 pm
@NickFun,
Compared to the way the two of you usually eat, going to McDonalds must feel like a giant leap into fine dining.

I picked up my new computer glasses today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2012 09:22 pm
@firefly,
Maybe they may also help you find a decent looking companion as your present company leaves a lot to be desired.

I surprised my partner with breakfast in bed and a lovely bunch of roses.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2012 09:47 pm
@Dutchy,
Don't know why you bothered as her sleeping bag is right next to yours and all you have to eat is moldy cheese.

Had a nice dinner with hubby, my niece and her husband... they're moving to town!
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 14 Feb, 2012 10:29 am
@Mame,
Are they going to be joining your family drug dealing business too?

I just put some champagne into the fridge to chill.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 14 Feb, 2012 03:09 pm
@firefly,
Get out of the habit you sot we always knew you're a 'cupboard drinker'.

My drinking habits are very moderate, on average 6 stubbies a day.
 

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