That's just what they told you to get you to go with them; they're actually on a mercy mission for your neighbourhood - they're going to drive you out several hundred miles and leave you there.
Just booked an apartment rental in Buenos Aires for April!
Will you stop insulting Firefly please, she is the real lady around here, can't say that about you, you man eater, forever having one thing on your mind and it ain't eating and walking the dog.
Since you do nothing except sprawl on the couch, eat candy and chips, and watch soap operas, you weren't going anywhere, so what difference does the snow make?
You also hate the Spring, Summer, and Fall. In fact, you do nothing but complain, no matter what the weather is, because you're just a miserable person who is never satisfied with anything.
You're just like Mama sitting on your fat bronze all day, watching soapies and eating take aways, real shopping is even to much and you have to resort to your computer.
It's Saturday and I will be cooking dinner for my guests tonight.
