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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jan, 2012 05:02 pm
@Mame,
Your life sure is dull if watching the fish being fed at the pet store is your idea of excitement. What's next on your social agenda--watching them unpack the lettuce in the supermarket?

I made a delicious minestrone soup today.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jan, 2012 05:26 pm
@firefly,
Hard to be delicious or even minestrone when it's just a turnip in a pot, you cheapskate.

There were 9 of my husband's ex-girlfriends at my wedding - one of them was the minister.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jan, 2012 06:33 pm
@Mame,
Those weren't EX-girlfriends, you dingbat, why do you think he is always coming home late and often going "out of town"? He knows you're too dumb to catch on.

I'm getting hooked on the series, "Downton Abbey" on pbs.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jan, 2012 06:54 pm
@firefly,
Using that as a substitute for crack?

I managed to sneak in some hot tub time with my partner this evening.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jan, 2012 07:50 pm
@NickFun,
Why always bring sex into this forum, we know you're to old to get it up any more, you has been.

Just been doing a spot of surfing but had to come in because of the shark menace, they're really bad this year.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2012 07:48 am
@Dutchy,
You would be in particular danger as they love a fatty diet.

I had my physical yesterday and I am in tip top shape!
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2012 11:35 am
@NickFun,
In tip-top shape to be a contestant on "The Biggest Loser"--being 260 pounds overweight is no small accomplishment, you're obviously a world class glutton.

We'll be getting some out-of-town house guests in a few weeks.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2012 04:49 pm
@firefly,
They won't be staying long after seeing the miserable dump you live in, why don't you get of your fat behind and start cleaning the place up.

I've given my neighbour my key to look after the house during my absence.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2012 08:55 pm
@Dutchy,
He's only agreeing to it because he can dig through your huge porn selections.

We had fish and broccoli and salad for dinner; and that was after a tough workout at the gym.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2012 02:21 am
@Mame,
You needed that after your tough workout ( read nocturnal acrobats) with 'your personal trainer' at the gym, admit it you're not the girl you used to be.

My neighbour isn't into porn Mame, she loves to play scrabble with me.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2012 02:04 pm
@Dutchy,
That's because you're such a lousy Scrabble player, and have such a poor vocabulary, she can beat you with her eyes shut. Which is also why she plays you for money--each easy win against you, puts money in her purse.

Going out to see if I can get some lobsters for tonight's dinner.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2012 03:41 pm
@firefly,
By 'get', you mean steal, don't you?

Did a zumba class before work this morning.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2012 07:37 pm
@Mame,
Don't give us that, you couldn't do a knee jerk if you tried, you unfit piece of blubber.

I pride myself in my appearance, trim, taut and terrific. Wink
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2012 08:22 pm
@Dutchy,
Spoken like a self-deluded man, who doesn't own a full length mirror, or a pair of glasses with a prescription that's less than 5 years old, and whose body is actually much more like Charles Laughton than Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The man at the fish market was flirting with me today.

tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2012 08:54 pm
@firefly,
He wasn't flirting with you. He was trying to capture you as he thought you were a floundering monkfish who escaped her tank.

In the past month, I've listened to the first three books of the Song of Fire and Ice series and will have to wait until the 10th of February to accrue my second monthly credit in order to buy book four, A Feast For Crows from audible.com.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2012 05:21 pm
@tsarstepan,
And,unfortunately, you were too stoned to follow or understand any of it, so it hardly matters how long you have to wait for the next book.

I have the world's smartest dog.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2012 05:44 pm
@firefly,
So smart he can't even find his way home and is now in the Council Pound to be collected.

I feel that after all my hard work I'm in need of a holiday.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2012 07:37 pm
@Dutchy,
You're retired. Your life is a holiday!

I will be appearing in an HBO production in June.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2012 10:28 pm
@NickFun,
Another "role" as one of 30,000 extras in a football stadium? Thanks to a lack of talent, you'll never make it beyond being just another face in the crowd.

I am shopping for a new laptop.







NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 08:03 am
@firefly,
First you need a lap fatso!

I am at a gym taking a break.
 

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