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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2012 04:37 pm
@Dutchy,
Like the "original Monet" you picked up for $10, and the "original Van Gogh" you got for $5, at a garage sale, sucker?

I've been working on a project that's coming along nicely.



NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2012 04:55 pm
@firefly,
You mean that jigsaw puzzle you've been working on since 5th grade. It's almost half done!

I am working on a voice over project that is paying me $1200 per day.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2012 09:31 am
@NickFun,
Making those threatening phone calls to people who owe money to the mob really pays well.

We're planning to lunch at a Chinese restaurant to celebrate the New Year.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2012 08:46 pm
@firefly,
You mean the $5.00 all you can eat buffet?

I will be working 7 days a week for the next three weeks.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 04:01 am
@NickFun,
What are you doing time for this time you petty criminal?

I'm heading Interstate tomorrow to attend an important meeting.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jan, 2012 08:30 pm
@Dutchy,
And, if you don't bring the cash to pay your bookie what you owe him, you may not be in any condition to drive home.

I'm watching the Republican debate right now.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2012 07:06 am
@firefly,
You might be watching but can you understand any of it, you big dummy?

My beautiful husband came home from a conference last night.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2012 12:19 pm
@Mame,
No doubt feeling quite relieved that he finally had some decent sex, thanks to the hookers he slept with while at the conference.

My phone's been ringing almost constantly for the past hour.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2012 12:32 pm
@firefly,
You've got quite the reputation for phone sex, you floozy.

I've made 40 stuffed mushroom caps for an appetizer tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2012 05:51 pm
@Mame,
No doubt you need the mushrooms as an aphrodisiac for a sexual encounter after your husband's absence, you nymphomaniac.

I'm cutting my neighours lawns this morning and have lunch with her afterwards.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2012 07:02 pm
@Dutchy,
Is that how you obtain your sexual gratification, you man-whore?

Just took the dog for a walk - it's cold out there!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2012 01:55 pm
@Mame,
Big deal, letting the dog walk around the back yard is your kind of exercise, no wonder he is overweight just like his owner.

Sunday morning here and I had a lovely lie in.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2012 02:46 pm
@Dutchy,
It's impossible to have a 'lovely lie-in' lying on cardboard boxes under the bridge with a bunch of other drunken bums snoring and farting... you must have been dreaming, loser.

We're going to Kananaskis tonight for my company's award dinner and ceremony.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2012 09:01 pm
@Mame,
Will you be getting the award for most absences and least amount of work?

My cooking has gotten more creative lately.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2012 09:24 pm
@firefly,
I've noticed, all the stray cats and dogs are waiting at your doorstep, because nobody will eat your junk.

Talking about cooking, the roast I've prepared for tonight's dinner is fit for a King, if I may say so myself.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2012 10:41 pm
@Dutchy,
My dog's name is King but I still wouldn't feed that to him!

I have just returned from a nice Irish pub.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jan, 2012 02:15 am
@NickFun,
Obviously pissed to the eyeballs as your dog is called Queen you sot.

Would youy believe my driver put another dent in the Rolls today, the second one in two weeks.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jan, 2012 03:55 am
@Dutchy,
Cheese or ham? Lots of people have golf clubs. Next time try playing golf with them, if any club will have you.

I'm taking my daughter into the city centre to celebrate Chinese New Year
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jan, 2012 12:00 pm
@izzythepush,
Is she still making you wear the wig, fake mustache, and dark glasses, because she's too embarrassed to be seen in public with you?

Today's gotten off to a great start.

Mame
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jan, 2012 01:01 pm
@firefly,
If by 'great start' you mean you actually got out of bed and brushed your teeth for a change, I'd agree.

We just returned from a beautiful fish lunch.
 

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