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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2012 02:50 pm
@Mame,
To late for you Mame, you'll never shed all that excessive weight you obese piece of lard.

I might call in to a pub for a drink after work.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2012 02:54 pm
@Dutchy,
You might? That's as certain as the sun coming up tomorrow, you sot, and I think you mean you'll crawl out of that pub, literally, after tying another one on.

I'm procrastinating about getting out of the house.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2012 03:05 pm
@firefly,
Time to start the "Gopher" up and go for a ride in the neighbourhood, that wrinkly skin of yours can do with a bit of sun shine, you couch potato.

My chauffeur damaged the Rolls Royce this morning, not looking good, may have to use a taxi to get to the meeting.

Mame
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2012 03:12 pm
@Dutchy,
your 'chauffeur damaged your Rolls'??? ha ha ha hah ah ah ahahaha - you're such a pathological liar. A) you don't have a 'driver', and B) that's not a Rolls - it's a golf cart!

We're off to have drinks with friends tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2012 03:41 pm
@Mame,
You mean drinks first followed by a swingers party, 'Lucy Floozy' is your name.

I'll be flying Interstate next week to attend another mining meeting.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2012 03:44 pm
@Dutchy,
You bluffer - we know you're not actually 'attending the meeting', you're there to get coffee and pencils etc for the others.

It's too cold to walk the dog today! I hope my car starts.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2012 08:47 pm
@Mame,
So, instead of walking the dog, you'll take him for a drive? Rolling Eyes I think the cold weather is causing you to suffer from brain freeze, not that there's much of a brain to freeze...

I wasn't in the mood to cook, so I picked up some take-out for dinner.

farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2012 09:38 pm
@firefly,
how do you like road-kill?

I made some delicious coconut macaroons tonite
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jan, 2012 06:49 pm
@farmerman,
You ran out of chocolate so you decided anything brown would do...

I may have to go to court to defend a copyright issue.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 20 Jan, 2012 09:54 pm
@NickFun,
Don't give us that crap, one of your ex's suing you for maintenance would be closer to the truth.

I'm heading to the cricket with the boys, we're sitting on the hill near the bar, should be a great day.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jan, 2012 06:48 pm
@Dutchy,
You and "the boys" aren't sitting on the hill, you're all over the hill, and you old farts can't hold your urine any better than you can hold your booze, so better make sure that bar is near a toilet before you embarrass yourselves.

I had to brush snow off my car today, so winter is definitely here.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jan, 2012 07:18 pm
@firefly,
Your brain is so addled from all those drugs you've been taking since the 1960s - hate to break it to you, but you don't have a car.

Went to listen to some great music last night - apparently they were Stevie Ray Vaughn's old band.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2012 05:24 am
@Mame,
Great music alright, the Salvation Army band putting on a charity concert for the less unfortunates in society you dummy.

I felt humbled this morning after being asked to play the church organ once again.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2012 08:30 am
@Dutchy,
You should have felt humbled, and downright humiliated--they asked you play the organ piece again, as in over again, because you mangled it so badly the first time that the congregation couldn't sing the hymn. Next time show up sober.

I'll get to wear my snow boots again today.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2012 08:36 am
@firefly,
Inside the house as the floor's so covered in filth you'd be up to your knees in rat and cat feces.

I'm off to Zumba and Yoga this morning.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2012 01:55 pm
@Mame,
And a meeting with your paramour for a rub down afterwards, I know your type.

I watched a belly-dancer perform last night, just amazing.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2012 12:00 am
@Dutchy,
Toweled your flab off in front of a mirror and watched your enormous belly bounce around, did you? Amazing how long it takes all that lard to stop shaking, isn't it?

I still haven't finished reading the Sunday newspapers.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2012 02:27 am
@firefly,
Procrastinating is your favourite word around your house you lazy woman, no wonder you can't find a partner.

I cooked a three course meal for myself and partner tonight, as always it was excellent.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2012 12:16 pm
@Dutchy,
Some three course meal--beer, chips and a canned dip--and the only partner you shared it with was your tee shirt, which has the stains to prove it, you slob.

I'll be going to the opening of my friend's art show later this week.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2012 03:26 pm
@firefly,
What would you know about art, reading comic books is about as close to art as you get, you snob.

I own several high prized paintings.
 

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