The Insult Chain Game

@firefly,

It is meant to be worn and not wander about the house exhibiting yourself.

I love the outdoors, going for a long hike in the bush today.

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@Dutchy,

Now your wife is wondering whose bush you are referring to!

I am packing for a trip to New Hampshire.

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@NickFun,

Running from another paternity suit?

I'd like to go to some warm sunny spot to escape the cold weather.

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@firefly,

I'd suggest you come downunder, 105 today, bring your bikini if it still fits you and we'll get some tan on that white body of yours.

Ours summer has been mild compared to other years.

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@Dutchy,

I suppose when you're toasted to the gills any kind of weather feels pleasant.

I willl be renting my skis in New Hampshire as it would be expensive to ship mine.

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@NickFun,

You'll only be renting them for show. All of your time will be spent at the lodge bar, downing booze and scoping out babes, and not on the slopes, you phony.

I'm in the mood for a really good seafood dinner today.

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@firefly,

So your local pet store is having a "10 guppies for a buck" sale today?

Tonight, I'm going over to a friend's house to watch a movie and share a mushroom, onion, and green pepper pizza.

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@tsarstepan,

Salvo's putting on a free show again with the soup kitchen on standby, you miser.

My son provided me with two freshly cooked lobsters yesterday.

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@Dutchy,

He was going to discard them as they had been infected with salmonella but then he though "hey, wait!..."

I did some major skiing today.

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@NickFun,

Ha de ha ha, skiing on your iPad in the comfort of your lounge whilst watching a porno flick, who do you think you're kidding.

I'm watching The Australian Open Tennis on TV today.

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@Dutchy,

Only because it's one of the few times you can ogle a young woman's shapely legs, and peek up her little tennis skirt, without getting smacked across the face, you lazy couch potato perv.

I'm doing three things at one time right now.

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@firefly,

I can guess, sitting down, overeating and getting drunk you old sot.

The summer has really set in here, forcing me to go to the beach each day for a dip.

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@Dutchy,

Didn't you know? The lifeguards and beach patrons took up a petition to prevent you from waddling around in your speedo.

It's -40C here and I'm having a difficult time getting warm.

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@Mame,

Airhead, you might try closing the windows and putting on some clothes.

I just paid a load of bills.

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@firefly,

Those bouncing cheques will land you back in the slammer, you nitwit.

We're going out for Persian food tonight.

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@Mame,

I hope you know what you're in for, dog soup and camel steak, followed by a joint for dessert.

My partner served me breakfast on the patio this morning.

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@Dutchy,

Yeah, she threw a boiled egg at you and told you to get the hell out.

I don't want to go out in the snow today!

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@Mame,

Softie, lazing around the house is about the best you can do, you're not even cooking and get a pizza delivered at your door so you can seduce the delivery boy.

I'n chairing an important meeting between a Chinese Investment company and a local Mining company today. Huge dollars involved.

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@Dutchy,

Arranging the chairs for the meeting is not "chairing it", you dummy, that's why they're paying you a few bucks to sweep out the room and make the coffee as well. For you, $10 is "huge dollars", but it will be gone as soon as you pass a liquor store.

I'm about to head out the door to pick up some necessities.

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@firefly,

How long have you been without toilet paper and toothpaste, anyway?

I'm going to the gym again today to work out.

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