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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2011 11:50 am
@NickFun,
Who are you kidding, fatty. Try putting on your glasses when you weigh yourself, you're up to 187 from all your pigging-out.

We're spending a quiet New Year's Eve at home this year.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2011 03:35 pm
@firefly,
You mean you and the cat, couldn't find yourself a cub you cougar.

I spent New Year's Eve at a beach party.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2012 07:37 am
@Dutchy,
At least that's what you assume as you woke up on the beach surrounded by empty champagne bottles!

I went to a New Years Eve gala and did not get drunk.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2012 08:40 am
@NickFun,
Only because you were the parking valet at the gala and had no access to booze.

I think I should make some New Year's resolutions.

Mame
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2012 10:20 am
@firefly,
I agree -- dieting and showering should be at the top of the list.

I don't have to go to work until Wednesday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2012 02:08 pm
@Mame,
You'll be in your element, watching soapies all day and nibbling chips you couch potato.

Weather extremely hot here so will be spending most of the time indoor playing scrabble with my partner.
solipsister
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 01:14 am
@Dutchy,
Ai? You're too much of a two-toed sloth to get off the lounge from the cricket.

Speaking of whether or not, I'm expecting Indian prayers tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 01:46 am
@solipsister,
solipsister don't bother, you're beyond redemption, try the Indian rope trick first and get rid of all your bad habits.

I would love to take Mame and Firefly out for a night, I think they lead dull lives and need spicing up.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 07:46 am
@Dutchy,
Too bad they don't share your disgusting Ménage à Trois fantasies!

I have had several Ménage à Trois in my life.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 10:26 am
@NickFun,
And the ASPCA had you prosecuted for animal abuse as a result of them.

I am thinking about buying a new laptop.

Mame
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 10:44 am
@firefly,
From the Goodwill, no doubt, you cheapskate.

It's bitterly cold here again today and I don't want to go out.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 10:57 am
@Mame,
Try wearing some clothes under your coat for a change, you'll be amazed how much warmer you'll feel, dingbat.

I think I am a frugal shopper.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 11:01 am
@firefly,
Frugal = cheap, and I think you mean 'shoplifter', anyway.

I'm taking the dog for a walk in a few.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 11:51 am
@Mame,
You mean you're downing a few "hair of the dog" shots of booze for breakfast, you lush. Your poor dog hasn't been out in a week.

I had a nice chat with my neighbor when I put out the garbage for collection.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 02:24 pm
@firefly,
I know all about your neighbourly chats, "Love thy neighbour" is what you pursue you born again Jezebel.

I shall bake my partner a nice apple pie in her new oven today.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 07:37 pm
@Dutchy,
Oh, that's an interesting euphemism!

I'm making Beef Wellington for my sis and BIL tomorrow. Yum.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 07:56 pm
@Mame,
Will you be telling them you use canned dog food as an inexpensive substitute for the "beef"? Expect a lot of leftovers.

I enjoy reading the daily newspaper with my morning coffee.

Mame
 
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2012 08:02 pm
@firefly,
The National Enquirer is not a newspaper, per se, but I guess you're too stupid to know that.

I did a huge spring clean today and walked the twice for 45 min each time.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2012 01:49 am
@Mame,
I'd be interested to know what your really walked, I'd guess it was your big fat bum, which needs shedding quite a few pounds looking at your latest pictures.

Doing a bbq for the neighbourhood kids tonight, there will be strictly no booz or swearing permitted.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2012 12:38 pm
@Dutchy,
Well, that means they'll have to keep you away from it.

I have a warm cuddly new bathrobe I just love.



 

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