Where in a swingers club?
I need to cook dinner son.
If they're paying you for this "meating" then they're customers, not friends.
I keep missing.
You could stand to skip some meals... so could your chubby, er, hubby.
I think I'll leave and come back later.
Looks like A2K has the Austin time delay filter on today.
My eyes sting.
Don't put your dirty fingers in them.
I shall be eating a sausage soon.
The chubby comment got you goin', huh?
Maybe I can beat cjhsa.
You want to do WHAT to cjhsa? Merlin, this is a family thread!
I love my guinea pig. She's so cuuuuuuuute!
And so much BIGGER than the gerbils.
I have a recipe for guinea pig.
That is why you are on my "B" list mister!
Almost time to leave my cave again.
but you'll have to wait for your man to drag you out by your hair
I went to a meeting tonight
Did you have to bribe them to let you in?
Why does everything cost so much?
because you're so poor
I'm going to bed now, good night
Have fun at work, Lola. Don't go to bed with TOO many people.
My fingers smell like left-over turkey.
That's one of your favourite pastimes, is it, smelling your fingers? After you smell your armpits and before you smell your clothes to see if any are clean, I suppose.
I'm going to stay with friends for a few days.
That's sweet that you've spent so much time in jail you consider them your friends now.
My room's a mess.
It's a metaphor for your life.
In other news, I got caught up on laundry last night.
Something else than just turning your knickers inside out, huh?
I'm doing my laundry right now.
