Let's hope they don't have to restrain you again.
I always keep a first-aid kit in my car.
for those knocked out by your "beauty," I'm sure.
I still should be working....
Yeah, that street corner is lonely without you.
My stomach is growling.
It's those live puppies you swallowed this morning.
I'm a part-time vegetarian.
I bet you only eat meat while you're working.
I'm a full-time gourmand.
He was a gourwomand before the operation.
Ever feel disconnected?
Finally cut the umbilical cord?
It's too cold to ride my bike.
Try putting the seat back on.
I hate cold weather.
Try living in-doors.
I'm back, anyone miss me?
I miss you like I miss having the flu.
I'm the man.
Your a girl.
I'm almost hungry.
"Your" grammar sucks.
I've got an enormous set of....lats.
Lats not be silly; those are breast implants.
A stupid dog is barking outside my window.
I'll bet it's your girlfriend.
I have a blanky on me. <feelin' smug>
Must be a big one.
It's 11 Am and I'm still in Pj's.
My NAME is pj.............SCUSE ME?
Now I'm hungry.
You've been in a dive called P.J.'s ALL NIGHT?
I'm in the middle of setting up a VPN.
VPN=Very picky nerd.
I miss running.
I missed you last time you ran. And I couldn't reload in time.
I'm meeting some friends tonight.
Well, your nose has the hang of it. Seriously... get a tissue.
I changed my password yesterday.
