you have but two subjects, you and yourself, I grow tired of both.
is there sex after marriage?
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shewolfnm
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:23 pm
Not for people with such small dicks. Besides, marrying your farm animals is illegal.
Who wants to see me dance?
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ossobuco
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:24 pm
Is that a question? You are supposed to ask a question about yourself! Do you already know that you want to scream? Then why are you telling me?
Shall I marinate the fish?
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dyslexia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:26 pm
since you brought the fish home, one under each armpit, they are already marinated.
what kind of fool am I?
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:26 pm
Shewolf is so naughty! believe me, honey, nobody wants to see you dance! We're just getting over an earthquake!
And osso, nail polish? If you mean on your face, please do. Can't hurt; might help!
Are you rich?
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ossobuco
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:30 pm
Are you rich? If you aren't then why the hell not? Have you not been a righteous person following all the words of the bible?
Did I look cute with the underarm fish?
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dyslexia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:31 pm
suzy, there will be moments when everything goes well for you, don't be alarmed, it won't last.
are we all bozos on this bus?
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ossobuco
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:33 pm
Can't you make a song out of that question? Didn't you even try? I bet you could if you wanted to, you're just lazy.
Shall I market the fish perfume?
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kickycan
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:34 pm
farmerman wrote:
hey kicky, go F*** yourself, were talkin here
Now I feel like this is a worthwhile thread. Thank you Farmerman, you stupid son of a bitch.
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shewolfnm
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:34 pm
Dys, they are anot bozos, they are specil just like you. Your momma cant afford a nice wheel chair for you like the rest of them because she is on welfare.
Why do you love me?
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dyslexia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:40 pm
I love you because your stretch marks tell me there is a woman inside wanting to get out.
In your neighborhood in what direction does the sun come up?
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Sofia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:40 pm
Because you love for $5 a pop.
Aren't I pleasant?
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Diane
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:43 pm
Well, I guess you're pleasant for a Republican!!
Will my ship ever come in?
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dyslexia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:46 pm
yes you are pleasant compared to a mongoose with a cobra both in front and behind.
should i shave my beard?
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:47 pm
The ship of fools, Diane? Not soon enough!
I didn't know the questions were supposed to be about ourselves!
So why am I such a superior specimen?
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Sofia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:50 pm
dyslexia wrote:
yes you are pleasant compared to a mongoose with a cobra both in front and behind.
should i shave my beard?
And displace that thriving ecosystem?
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dyslexia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:51 pm
because you were conceived in sterile conditions (both your parents were sterile from fear of having you)
did I want ice with my whisky?
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:54 pm
Nah, have it like you ususally do, straight out of the bottle, you worthless bum!
What do you do for a living?
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Sofia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:55 pm
On the fifth week of your binge, ice is just an inconvenience.
The ship of fools, Diane? Not soon enough!