I feel I may have created an uncontrollable monster with this thread...
It's only a thread you freaky megalomaniac!
Should I go to sleep now?
you are an odious approximation-a preposterous shadow, lengthening in the noontide of my prosperity,-an unwelcome remembrancer, a rebuke to my rising,-a stain in my blood, a blot on my scutheon,- a rent in my garment,-a death's head at my banquet,- a lion in my path,- a frog in my chanber,- a fly in my ointment,a a mote in my eye,-a triumph to my enemy,-an apology to my friends,- a hail on my harvest,- an ounce of sour in my pound of sweet. you are, indeed, a monster.
Is a woman's best friend a diamond because both are refered to as ice?
an you talk too much slim.
you need to learn more bout women you dirt bustin , mullet wearin snotrag.
Am I moiswturizing enough?
hey kicky, go F*** yourself, were talkin here
Yes Scrat, please do us all the favor of going to bed! And Farmerman, moisturizing? Is that what you call that greasepit of a face? moisturized! I think it's about to slide off your head and form a slimy smelly puddle at your feet!
Women as ice, Dys? That's original! You should probably apply some to your head, it might wake up that so-called brain of yours!
Why are men so dumb?
farmerman, if rocks had brains you would be the mortimer snerd of geology but as it were you are just another schist in the scree of life.
is it time for a nap?
You expect a man to say something intelligent to your ugly ass? You should be glad they dont try to harpoon you instead.
Should I be a playboy model?
suzy, your black mascararaed eye-sockets gape like twin craters, unfortunately extinct.
Is Miami Beach where neon goes to die?
Suzy, I think you mix Laeknir Scrat up with someone else, why don't you ever pay attention, scatterbrain!
Should I wear nail polish?
No dyslexia. It is where closet case fags like yourself go to DRESS in neon.
Are my tits too flat?
yes, you definetly should take a nap, Dys! (Like we don't know that's a code between you and Scrat. Time to go at it again, eh?)
A playboy model? I didn't know there was a plus-size Playboy magazine now. Go for it!
How can I become more humble?
You can become more humble by staying on your knees where you belong.
Are my teeth white?
As white as peed on snow; nice job!
Could I possibly become any more beautiful?
About ten grand worth of plastic surgery might do it!
I want to go for a walk.
Walk off the nearest cliff! Save us all the headache of looking at you.
Who wants to see my car?
Be careful of the friction, Thunderthighs!
Will I ever pay off my student loans?
Rubens could do your portrait with a single pencil line.
Is it time for sour mash?
If you start charging your customers more then a quarter for a b/j you may pay them off before you die.
How does my house look?
If they are going to use it for a remake of "Tobacco Road", it looks just fine!
I want to scream!
