Judging by your massive amounts of skin, it should stop in 2008.
Wouldn't you agree that I am quite bright?
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:03 pm
Well, honey, it will stop when you stop trying to tan with your butt to the sun!!
I think Michael Moore should get an Academy Award.
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Sofia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:04 pm
When the Academy moves to France.
I think Bush is cute!
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dyslexia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:06 pm
you could sell a rats asshole to a blind man convincing him it was a diamond ring so I am sure you can get over the sunburn.
is my blond hair stunning?
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Diane
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:09 pm
Sophia, girl, are you so hard up that you think the shrub is cute??? My God, you must be ugly as sin!!
Will Dys ever gain weight?
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Sofia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:12 pm
Dys will gain weight when you leave something edible in the refrigerator.
Why won't my dog come to me?
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dyslexia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:14 pm
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Does my butt look big in these jeans?
damn, i thiought you were wearing your overstuffed denim attends, nevermind.
should I go to the patio for a smoke?
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ossobuco
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:17 pm
No, no, no and no, silly boy.
Shall I water the hydrangeas?
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Sofia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:21 pm
If you call those unsightly weeds, hydrangeas! Your yard is an eyesore, and a detriment to our community.
Do you think I can pick up that handsome guy?
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farmerman
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:23 pm
with those arms, no problem
Is RENO 911 the most sophisticated show on basic cable?
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dyslexia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:24 pm
with a forklift and a manure fork.
do southern girls gag?
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Sofia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:25 pm
dyslexia wrote:
with a forklift and a manure fork.
do southern girls gag?
Usually not, but sight of you may change that!
Does pot mold your brain?
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farmerman
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:27 pm
with you in the room , undoubtedly
Will I win the lottery?
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kickycan
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:28 pm
farmerman wrote:
Is RENO 911 the most sophisticated show on basic cable?
Oh my god! You must be mentally deficient. Tell me, do they still serve crayons with your happy meal, you moron!? Pathetic!
Why do women follow me around night and day?
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farmerman
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:31 pm
they think that theres cat **** to be cleaned ,
is kickycan a talent or what?
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:45 pm
A talent? maybe at cleaning up that cat ****, he is!
In everything else, he seems to be a big fat failure!
What's up with that sig? I like it!
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dyslexia
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:48 pm
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What's up with that sig? I like it!
hard to imagine how excited you will be when you learn cursive.
when I close the door does the light always stay on?
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kickycan
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:49 pm
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kickycan
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:50 pm
dyslexia wrote:
when I close the door does the light always stay on?
I don't know, why don't you hop into the fridge and check it out, genius.
It burns when I pee. Is that bad?
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the reincarnation of suzy
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:54 pm
Don't know what Dys is talking about I already know how to curse!
get thee to the veteranarian, Kicky, it could be bad. He might have to put you down.