The Insult Chain Game

@firefly,

What recipients? Trying to bribe a one night stand to spend X-mas with you that's all you're wrapping them for.

I need to clean up the garden after the weekend rains, it's a mess.

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@Dutchy,

Try cleaning yourself up first with a shower. You're a much bigger mess than your garden.

I'm beginning to feel stressed about getting everything organized and finished by Christmas.

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@firefly,

Look, it's all in your head, so calm down. Nobody's coming to Christmas dinner - you don't have any friends.

We are going to a Korean BBQ restaurant tonight.

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@Mame,

You're trying a new restaurant so you'll be able to pull your usual scam about allegedly finding a fly in your food so you won't have to pay the check, you dishonest cheat.

I'm into making cold weather comfort foods at this time of year.

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@firefly,

Why don't you learn to cook first, your food is always served cold, no wonder you're having X-mas dinner by yourself.

I've just cleaned a Lobster for tonights dinner.

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@Dutchy,

I don't believe a word of it; all you can afford is tuna.

I'm meeting with my personal trainer tomorrow.

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@Mame,

Your hubby must be as dim-witted as you are if he doesn't realize your sessions with your"personal trainer" are nothing more than sex romps, which explains your still extremely flabby, out-of-condition, cellulite riddled body after two years of sessions with your "trainer".

I've got gifts stashed in the trunk of my car to keep them away from prying eyes.

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@firefly,

Prying eyes my ass, you love them as you're always walking around with with practically nothing on, you exhibitionist.

I think the way Mame dresses, her fabulous nature and the way she cooks makes her the ideal woman.

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@Dutchy,

Of course, you like women who wear patched rags, bitch and nag and burn oatmeal so don't consider that a compliment Mame. (sorry Mame)

I am sitting at a country club having a beer after hitting a bucket of balls.

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@NickFun,

You didn't hit them, you kicked them cuz you're such a shitty golfer (no prob, Nick)

My FEMALE trainer moved my complimentary fitness meeting to tomorrow.

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@Mame,

Don't give us that crap, you're only after one thing just as Firefly said, you man eater!

I'm doing a BBQ for the boys today as they commence their Christmas break.

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@Dutchy,

Another beer blast with burned steak and "the boys" passed out in lawn chairs--your idea of gracious entertaining.

I received some really good news today.

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@firefly,

I can guess, you're not pregnant after your last one night stand, you dumb floozy.

I promised to groom my neighbours dog today.

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@Dutchy,

Yep, that's your punishment for throwing up in their swimming pool, where you were trespassing with your bozo loser buddies.

We're hosting an Open House tomorrow.

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@Mame,

You only had an orgy last week, another one tomorrow, don't you swingers ever get enough?

I'm chairing an important meeting tomorrow all to do with Carbon Tax.

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@Dutchy,

Actually, you're not chairing it at all, you're simply sitting your fat wrinkly, cellulite-y ass in a chair and having a snooze, you liar.

We're going out to dinner tonight.

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@Mame,

Your husband is obviously sick of the digestive upsets that follow eating your ghastly cooking.

I bought a very unique gadget today.

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@firefly,

Vibrators are not unique firefly, I thought a woman of your calibre knew that.

I was lucky enough to bvuy my Christmas Spirits at a bargain price this morning.

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@Dutchy,

Of course, you had to buy a semi-trailer load to get the deal. And that should last you through New Years!

I may do some skydiving near the Everglades tomorrow.

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@NickFun,

This time remember to deploy your chute, dummy, unless you want to spend another Christmas in a full body cast.

I have to call my credit card company.

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