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The Insult Chain Game

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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 10:05 am
@Dutchy,
This time wear knee pads, it will help to spare your pants as you crawl into all those pubs, you buffoon.

I've got to buy some more stamps so I can finish mailing my Christmas cards.

Mame
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 10:17 am
@firefly,
Well, you stole the last batch - why buy them this time?

I'm going to serve a Christmas dinner to some elderly folk today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 01:40 pm
@Mame,
How noble of you, the elderly folk will be lucky to get a few scraps after you glutted yourself first, mother Teresa in disguise.

I bought my partner something very exclusive and expensive for Christmas.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 17 Dec, 2011 09:29 am
@Dutchy,
A 3 speed drill drill bit and power saw. She will use that as much as the workbench you bought her last year.

I am 30,000 feet up enjoying complimentary WiFi.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 17 Dec, 2011 11:07 am
@NickFun,
You must be getting your hands on much better drugs now if you're feeling that high.

I had an unbelievably difficult time buying the gifts for one particular person in the family this year.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 17 Dec, 2011 01:58 pm
@firefly,
I can well imagine, buying a rubber doll in a sex shop isn't everybody's cup of tea, but you'll enjoy explaining the facts of life to your nephew.

Ive been practising my organ playing for the Christmas morning Church Service.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 17 Dec, 2011 02:01 pm
@Dutchy,
yes, I can see. your zip is still down...

I'm off to cut some more wood.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 17 Dec, 2011 02:10 pm
@Rockhead,
That is below the belt you scumbag. Laughing I hope your axe hit a rock.

I will be picking some fresh strawberries for Christmas today.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 17 Dec, 2011 02:16 pm
@Dutchy,
as soon as your neighbor leaves for the store. you should be ashamed...

(scumbag, eh D...?)

I had to get a new chain for my big saw, hit too many rocks...
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 17 Dec, 2011 02:27 pm
@Rockhead,
Should have gotten yourself new glasses as well, so you can see the rocks....

I'll be throwing a few shrimps on the barby this afternoon.

(Aussie expression)
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 17 Dec, 2011 08:55 pm
@Dutchy,
And you'll be drunk, and over-cook them so badly, it'll be just beer for dinner--again. You're pretty much on a liquid diet, you sot.

I think I've finally finished my Christmas shopping, and I am being very generous with everyone this year.
Miss L Toad
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2011 03:50 am
@firefly,
The magnanimity of any festive felicitation with your kin should do you for another year.

I shall station myself under the mistletoe, as is my wont.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2011 03:58 am
@Miss L Toad,
Don't get your hopes up ugly sister, a man got to be blind drunk to give his lips to you, for some Christmas pleasure.

I'll be flying to my dinner on Christmas day.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2011 09:08 am
@Dutchy,
You're so stoned you're just dreaming you got an invite. I suspect you'll be in your box alone under the bridge, as usual.

I'm off to Zhumba and Yoga this morning.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2011 11:40 am
@Mame,
Let me know when you attempt the "Downward-Facing Tree Pose" so I can visit you in the hospital.

I may rent a plane and make use of my new pilots license!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2011 01:59 pm
@NickFun,
That's a garbo's truck licence you dummy, taken for a ride again as usual.

I would love to massage Mame after her zhumba and yoga exercises.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2011 02:30 pm
@Dutchy,
I think your partner would have something to say about that, don't you? Unless, that is, you're such a liar that you don't really have one.

It was exhilarating! But whew! Then I came home and walked the dog.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2011 02:34 pm
@Mame,
You're out of condition old girl, you need a personal trainer!

I'll do some late Christmas shopping today.

(Mame I'm a qualified masseur, I was talking business LOL)
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2011 02:43 pm
@Dutchy,
Christmas shoplifting, you mean, you cheap old bum.

I could do with a massage from a pro - wish I lived near Dutchy.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2011 02:48 pm
@Mame,
You'd go after a massage from every man on this site if you could, you hussy.

I love to spend time wrapping gifts and making them look attractive and special for the recipient.
 

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