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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 11 Dec, 2011 07:38 pm
@Dutchy,
And getting to those last three pubs was literally a crawl--on your hands and knees. The younger guys cut out because they were embarrassed to be seen with you, you drunken old fool.

I just had some yummy cherry cheesecake.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 11 Dec, 2011 08:13 pm
@firefly,
Look at you, you obviously don't care if you look like a piece of chubby lard, when are you going to learn to eat the right foods.

Eating a correct diet makes me look strong, taut and terrific.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 11 Dec, 2011 08:31 pm
@Dutchy,
No, having poor eyesight, and living without mirrors, makes you think you look, "strong, taut and terrific," you bloated flabby mess.

I have been trying to locate a childhood friend.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 11 Dec, 2011 09:45 pm
@firefly,
I find it hard to believe you had any childhood friends.

I watched football all day.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Dec, 2011 02:20 pm
@Ticomaya,
You'll easily qualify for 'couch potato' of the day.

Got no time to watch sports, got to get 24 boats ready to start the fishing season after Christmas.

Mame
 
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Reply Tue 13 Dec, 2011 03:17 pm
@Dutchy,
You going to have some of your usual booze while you do that? Every other thing you write involves alcohol Smile

I am off work now until Jan 4th - yahoo! Might make some mulled wine to get into the Christmas spirit.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Dec, 2011 03:22 pm
@Mame,
"Mulled wine", talking about the pot calling the kettle black you hypocrite.

I love my beer and spirits but always in moderation! Laughing
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 13 Dec, 2011 05:29 pm
@Dutchy,
Yeah, but your idea of "moderation" is everyone else's idea of getting completely plastered, you sot.

I bought myself one of the dark chocolate "oranges" that are only available around Christmas--love 'em.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 13 Dec, 2011 07:14 pm
@firefly,
That explains why you gain 30 pounds around Christmas.

I shall be leaving for Florida to visit my mother in a week or so.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 13 Dec, 2011 07:33 pm
@NickFun,
She didn't want to see you and that's why she buggered off to Costa Rica. I guess you'll find out when you get there. (Hope you have a key).

Just made some biscotti for the gang at work.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 03:02 am
@Mame,
What? You're into a gang bang now, well I never. Laughing

My Christmas dinner will be seafood and more seafood all fresh from the ocean.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 12:57 pm
@Dutchy,
Canned tuna again? How festive. Rolling Eyes

I'm planning on making roast duck for Christmas.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 02:47 pm
@firefly,
Planning that is as far as you will go because the Salvo's will be bringing you a free meal on X-mas day as you dropped your name in the barrel.

I think Mame and I make a good pair as we're both 'doers'.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 04:36 pm
@Dutchy,
The only think you do well is making a good exit.

I am off in a few minutes to do some yoga.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 04:42 pm
@Mame,
Fittingly, you off to do only a few minutes of yoga as well before heading off to your local dive bar and drinking as much of the cheapest Happy Hour swill you can imbibe before the happy hour is over. But then brag to others afterwards that you spent those hours at the yoga gym.

Tomorrow, I will be paying my last layaway payment and finally collect my brand new 32 inch Sony TV from Sears.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 07:48 pm
@tsarstepan,
Don't know you bought a tv when you don't have a house to put it in. It certainly won't fit in the cardboard box you call a home.

I'm feeling fantastic after that yoga session! Tomorrow I have another one Smile
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 08:06 pm
@Mame,
I'll bet you're feeling fantastic--after the yoga, you had sex with your yoga instructor, and you're going back tomorrow for more, you shameless cheating hussy.

I just made a major purchase rather impulsively.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 08:09 pm
@Mame,
I know why, you can't keep away from that young handsome male yoga teacher, who teaches you more positions you knew that existed!

I'm playing scrabble with my neighbour in the sun this afternoon.

I know yoiu pipped me Firefly but I leave my post here for Mame to read, amazing how we both come up with the same idea. Laughing

As for you I can also guess your major purchase. No doubt a king size bed to live out your sexual fantasies you maneater.
oolongteasup
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 05:00 am
@Dutchy,
Quote:
who teaches you more positions you knew that existed!


who teaches (TAUGHT) you more positions THAN you knew (that) (delete) existed. I can see those crosswords are really helping your command or otherwise of the english language

i should go get a sowpod
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 05:13 am
@oolongteasup,
You sound like an old teachers spinster, go and get yourself a man who is willing to sow his seeds and smoke pot with you.

TomorrowvI'm going to do a pub crawl with the boys.
 

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