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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2011 08:26 pm
@firefly,
Because you're prohibited from going into any retail store as a condition of your probation, you thief.

My husband is going to play at an Open Mic tonight and I'm going to read a good book. I win!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2011 08:51 pm
@Mame,
Don't kid yourself, you're the loser! Your hubby is going to play alright, UP is the word he has in mind you couch potato.

My neighbour and I thoroughly enjoyed the movie we attended, we also had a couple of drinks on the way home.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2011 04:55 pm
@Dutchy,
So you saw a porn film, got hammered and you don't even suggest what you did when you got home!

I'm flying off to New Mexico for a few days then to Oklahoma.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 4 Dec, 2011 05:04 pm
@NickFun,
You have been on the run for weeks now, are you trying to stay one step ahead of the Feds?

I'm having major problems with my ISP, hoping they will fix the problem this week.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 10:55 am
@Dutchy,
They've notified the authorities about your illegal activities using their service. Expect law enforcement to break down your door any minute--you're the problem they are going to fix.

I love men with accents, especially Australian accents.

izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 10:58 am
@firefly,
Everyone's got an accent you dopey cow.

I'm in the middle of putting up Christmas decorations.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 03:38 pm
@izzythepush,
Be careful with them electric lights, last year you electrocuted the cat, remember.

I would love to buy Firefly a Christmas drink. Wink
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 03:58 pm
@Dutchy,
Interesting how many posts you've posted that include drinks, D. Can't you go one day or event without?

We just came back from buying my husband a rock hammer.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 04:24 pm
@Mame,
I'll drink to that, I'll hope he hammers your big mouth with it when needed. Laughing

I bought all my Chritmas grog at very reasonable prices yesterday.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 05:34 pm
@Dutchy,
Smile

Booze-hound! Get thee to an AA meeting!

We're having Nasi Goreng for dinner, among other things. Yum.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 05:51 pm
@Mame,
"Among other things" is what you're having on the couch for dessert, right?

I'm helping my neighbour searching for her pussy, she's gone missing again for the umpteenth time.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 5 Dec, 2011 07:48 pm
@Dutchy,
I'm getting dizzy with the near infinite possibilities of your post Dutchy.
Your significant other Dutchy should be wary and question where you actually got this week's particular roast as she asked you to picked up one from a butcher a half hours drive (each way) from your house and you came back in 15 minutes after being assigned this chore.

After work, I did my laundry at the Laundromat a block from my house.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 08:37 am
@tsarstepan,
You always do such exiting things after work!

I had a few beers with some aspiring your actors and actresses last night.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 09:29 am
@NickFun,
They only tolerated you because you were paying, which you have to do if you want company.

I drove my husband to the airport this morning - he's off to Peru for work.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 11:45 am
@Mame,
The work will be minimal, he's mainly going to romp with his hot Peruvian mistress, you dumb broad.

I need to start shopping for Christmas cards before the better ones are all taken.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 12:21 pm
@firefly,
What's the point? You can't write, you can't afford stamps, and you have no friends to send them to.

I'm going to walk the dog then have lunch with a friend.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 02:58 pm
@Mame,
No sooner did you drop your husband off at the airport and you're already having lunch with a "friend".

My lady and I shall be going to Florida for Christmas.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 03:19 pm
@NickFun,
Well isn't that nice, no ladies on the side this time, your lady finally woke up to your shenanigans.

I've made no plans for Christmas yet.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 03:25 pm
@Dutchy,
Well you're just being shrewd considering you out on bail now and you have that up and coming 4 year jail sentence which starts next week.

It's up to me to plan for this Friday's happy hour gathering between friends and coworkers. I choose a pub named Fiddlesticks.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 04:11 pm
@tsarstepan,
The biggest drunk would know the best bar to pick, that's why you got the task.

I seem to be much hungrier today than usual.
 

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