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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 04:18 pm
@firefly,
Since your waistline is bigger than your height, I'd eat salad if I were you.

I'm going to have gyoza for dinner and then read a good book.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 04:34 pm
@Mame,
"Goyza", ha! Those things aren't potstickers, that's the crud that stuck to your pot when you overcooked your last night's stew. Your dog eats better, but the dog has some standards.

I fell asleep last night watching a program I had really wanted to see.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 04:50 pm
@firefly,
Because you drank 4 litres of wine during the day, you sot!

It's bitterly cold here in Calgary!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 04:54 pm
@Mame,
Suits your cold personality, no wonder your hubby pissed off to Peru for some hot times.

I'm heading for the beach for a spot of surfing, a nice 95 degrees here.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 05:01 pm
@Dutchy,
Please wear the muumuu!!!!!

The thought has so disgusted me I have to take a break - I'm going to watch some tv.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 05:06 pm
@Mame,
You don't want to miss Sesame Street, you haven't finished learning the alphabet yet. Bet you still count on your fingers too, you airhead.

I love looking through the Christmas catalogues I get in the mail.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 05:10 pm
@firefly,
Imagining all the things you might get if you had some friends?

I'm still here!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2011 05:20 pm
@Mame,
I know that, I can smell you, go and have a shower!

The sea looks lovely from my kitchen window, some of the girls are wearing the latest bikinis.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2011 10:06 am
@Dutchy,
The window is in your jail cell, and the only girls you see in bikinis are in your dreams, you loser.

I think I will do some baking today.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2011 10:51 am
@firefly,
Well I hope you'll be able to find a lavatory tomorrow.

From Roger's profanisaurus.

Quote:
baking one v. The act of not going for a **** when you really ought to.


I'm trying a new marinade out on my pork steaks.

Mame
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2011 01:03 pm
@izzythepush,
Don't try to impress us - you're really cooking weiners.

It's snowing here again - brrr! I'm not going to walk the dog today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2011 02:20 pm
@Mame,
Ha,ha, you're coming back for more you old tart, what are you going to do, watch soapies all day?

Heading for the beach for an early morning dip, so refreshing.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2011 02:39 pm
@Dutchy,
You're past behavior at the beach has driven those who live on the waterfront to spy on your every movement and to appeal to the local sheriff to close down the beach every time it appears you're heading their way.

Once again, I can't walk home from work because of the miserable rainy weather.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2011 03:25 pm
@tsarstepan,
Well, if you believe that lame excuse, we don't!

It's my daughter's birthday today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2011 03:27 pm
@Mame,
Congratulations Mame, good reason to get smashed again now your hubby is away.

I'm due for a hair-cut today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2011 05:01 pm
@Dutchy,
Are you going to have all five hairs cut or only the three that are still growing?

I have not been stopped for a luggage search at the airport for over a year now.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2011 05:16 pm
@NickFun,
That's because you just got out of jail.

I'm about to make some gyoza for dinner.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 8 Dec, 2011 12:05 am
@Mame,
Why don't you tell the truth, you're having Chinese takeaways, you lazy cook.

I think Firefly is the most beautiful and intelligent woman I've met on A2K.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 8 Dec, 2011 12:25 am
@Dutchy,
(Do you really expect me to be able to insult you for saying that? Laughing You are obviously a man with excellent judgment of women.Wink )

Flattery will get you nowhere, I'm still not going to loan you the $5000 you've been trying to weasel from me, you deadbeat con artist.

I hate getting bundled up in heavy winter clothes.


Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 8 Dec, 2011 04:15 am
@firefly,
Thank you, I am. Laughing

I know because you like to flaunt your ample cleavage you exhibitionist.

I love the look of well dressed women.
 

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