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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 02:13 am
@Dutchy,
Translation: I can't surf my usual internet porn sites because my partner's in the room and she'd hit the roof if she saw what I was looking at.

I've got to start shopping for my Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 05:54 am
@firefly,
Anothe shop stealing spree coming up, better watch your step or your dinner wiil be in the local cop shop.

I'm taking my partner Christma shopping tomorrow.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 07:13 am
@Dutchy,
The GoodWill or the Sally Ann?

My husband leaves for Montreal this morning.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 02:34 pm
@Mame,
While the cat is away the mouse will play, what are you planning to get up to this time miss hotpants?

My letterbox needs a coat of paint and that will I be doing today.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 02:44 pm
@Dutchy,
Is "coat of paint" an Aussie euphemism for sticking a pipe bomb into the mailbox in order to payback your postman in order to get back for all the times he delivered bills and bills and more bills to your address?

I'm going to a concert with a few friends Saturday night.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 03:10 pm
@tsarstepan,
"Going with" them is just an illusion; they're going to lose you as soon as you enter the building.

I'm going out to dinner with some girlfriends tonight.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 03:15 pm
@Mame,
Going with girlfriends but who you're going home with I like to know?

I saw Dolly Parton in concert last Saturday and I think she's fabulous, I loved her singing, her lovely hair and dress sense.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 03:43 pm
@Dutchy,
Puh-lease! Her hair and dress! We know what you're REALLY looking at, you porn perv!

It's snowing here - ack.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 03:48 pm
@Mame,
It's 98 degrees here, wouldn't you like to join me going to the beach instead of sitting near the fire?

I've put a few beers on ice because its going to be a hot day.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2011 11:23 pm
@Dutchy,
You'll use any excuse to get plastered, you sot.

I keep getting advertisements for cruises in the mail and they are tempting me.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 20 Nov, 2011 12:53 am
@firefly,
You're only tempted because you've been on these love-boats before.

Another nice day here so I might hit the beach and catch a wave or two.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 21 Nov, 2011 12:20 pm
@Dutchy,
With your enormous girth, when you "hit the beach", it will likely produce a tremor that will register on a Richter Scale as a minor earthquake.

I have not yet found the perfect turkey for my Thanksgiving dinner.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 21 Nov, 2011 12:33 pm
@firefly,
Gaze deep into any mirror and find what you search for.

I have two payments left on the 32 inch TV I bought on layaway at Sears.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 21 Nov, 2011 08:47 pm
@tsarstepan,
And the day after you bought it, it began selling for 60% less than you paid for it, sucker.

I found my perfect turkey and bought all the fixings for a great holiday dinner.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2011 08:12 am
@firefly,
I suppose it's OK to refer to your spouse as a "perfect turkey"?

I have been skiing and vacationing in New England and loving it!
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2011 01:35 am
@NickFun,
Since you were featured on this week's America's Most Wanted, with a hefty bounty on your head, I suspect your days on those New England slopes are numbered.

I got a great bargain at a Black Friday sale.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2011 09:56 am
@firefly,
Fluorescent green socks, normally $50 a pair, now marked down to only $25 so you bought 10 pairs! Such a deal!

In a few minutes I will depart for Pleasant Mountain for a day on the slopes.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2011 03:14 pm
@NickFun,
Read, one more day detention, you don't fool us you mafia imposter.

Taking my neighbour to town to watch a movie.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2011 03:24 pm
@Dutchy,
Is your neighbor aware that the film you're taking him or her to isn't a Hollywood feature film but a propaganda film used to indoctrinate new members into your seedy cult?

In 15 minutes, I will be leaving work and walking home for the night.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2011 04:03 pm
@tsarstepan,
And stopping in every bar you pass for a drink or two, your usual liquid dinner, you sot.

I'm doing a lot of my Christmas shopping online this year.

 

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