Now what do you know about being thoughtful?
I am being very silly tonight.
Is that what you call it?
COCKADOODLEOO!
<stares upward at cockadoodledoo, hopes no one heard>
My foot's asleep, and that ain't all!
You certainly put me to sleep most of the time.
I drank too much caffeine at dinner.
Caffeine is a chemical. You don't *drink* caffeine. You drink beverages that contain caffeine. Imbecile.
I'm a science major. Don't hate me.
There are too many other good reasons to hate you.
I've got to solve a problem today.
Let me solve it for you. The fly goes in front.
I have new arch supports in my shoes.
Dosen't it stink to be old and decrepit. (i have arch supports Georgie, I think long distance running ruined my feet)
The wind finally died down.
You still walk funny.
I've gotta talk to real people more often.
Wash your ears, then you'll get nice breeze through your head, dear.
I still gotta talk to real people more often.
That would require bathing, grooming, dressing, leaving the house, etc. Ain't gonna happen.
I gotta get to work.
Your employer must have had a lapse in judgement the day they hired you.
My neck hurts.
Maybe it's time to start minding your own business in the Ladies' Room.
The coffee at work is not that good.
Did you make it?
I need to get some more xmas shopping done.
Did they make you give back all the stuff you tried to sneak out of Spag's?
I have to make sure all my Christmas lights are working.
All 60,000 of them?
I hate putting up lights.
Which is why you leave them up all year.
We have two Christmas trees.
Nothing like perpetuating excess!
The outside of our house looks like a light show.
In contrast with the atmosphere within, I'm sure
I should be working....instead I'm talking to "unreal" people.
While masturbating.
I'm going to a volleyball game today.
