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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2011 07:11 pm
@Dutchy,
You would drag Mame along with you to crash a neighor's BBQ and have her fill up your plate with food while you drink case after case of your neighbor's beer.

I left my debit card at an Olive Garden when I took my father out to lunch last Friday. I have to wait 4 more days before being issued a new card.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2011 07:54 pm
@tsarstepan,
It wasn't even your debit card, you thief!

I'd love to go out on the town with Dutchy Smile
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2011 08:11 pm
@Mame,
Oh Mame you've made my day, no insults now, let's hit the trail and live it up, your wish is my command. Razz

I've just beewn paid a substantial performance bonus.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2011 12:54 am
@Dutchy,
I've just beewn ...

Cancelling your subscription to crosswords?

I'm up today.

Mame
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2011 11:06 am
@laughoutlood,
Up the creek without a paddle, eh?

I don't have to work this morning - yay!
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2011 11:42 am
@Mame,
Guess that means you can keep your clothes on, for a change.

I met an old friend yesterday.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2011 12:09 pm
@firefly,
Ha! "John" is just that, isn't he - a john.

My dog loves my homemade dog biscuits.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2011 01:56 pm
@Mame,
However, he hates the stuff YOU eat.

I am in Costa Rica for a couple of months so don't worry about me!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2011 02:05 pm
@NickFun,
Doing time again you small time crim?

Heading for the beach shortly, a glorious day here.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2011 02:10 pm
@Dutchy,
you have your "I'm not a whale" sign, right? you remember what happened last time...

I have to go finish catching guppies soon.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2011 03:24 pm
@Rockhead,
It's hard to say who's dumber, you or the guy tossing them to you.

I bagged another sensational bargain on e-bay.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2011 03:29 pm
@firefly,
You should have gone to K-mart, they're given condoms away for free today.

Flying Interstate today to attend my cousin's birthday party.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2011 11:28 am
@Dutchy,
They couldn't afford to rent a clown for the party, so they invited you.

I've begun preparing for the holidays.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2011 03:37 pm
@firefly,
Cops finally caught up with your criminal past and giving you a 6 month 'holiday' for street walking.

I'm off to watch a movie shortly.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2011 03:51 pm
@Dutchy,
And likely once again you'll sneak in so you don't have to pay for it, you cheap louse.

Just confirming my hotel reservations for Austin Smile
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2011 04:55 pm
@Mame,
Another one night stand you man eater? Razz

I'm thinking of getting an ear stud.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2011 07:52 pm
@Dutchy,
Why not? It might detract from your hideousness.

We're off to see a renowned blues player tonight.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 8 Oct, 2011 08:19 am
@Mame,
So what are the conjugal visiting hours at the state prison these days?

I might go to see a friend act in a play this Sunday afternoon.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 8 Oct, 2011 03:52 pm
@tsarstepan,
You weren't invited and you have been barred from the theatre due to your histrionics, so I doubt that very much.

Just came back from walking the dog.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 8 Oct, 2011 04:09 pm
@Mame,
And you violated the pooper-scooper law, as usual, you slob, proving both you and your dog crap up the neighborhood.

I just realized that Monday is a legal holiday here.
 

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