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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 08:38 pm
@Dutchy,
Wondering if her hair is for real? That's because you don't have any of your own so you're fixated on hers.

Going to a dog park tomorrow to walk my border collie.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 09:12 pm
@Mame,
You married a "dog" but you're the one with the fleas. Still, you'll take your hubby to the clinic to be deloused alongside you... just in case.

Taking a friend to finally see the last Harry Potter film at the movies Sunday evening before it leaves the theater for good.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2011 01:49 am
@tsarstepan,
About your limit watching a kids movie, I suppose your friend has to be home by 8pm as well. Don't forget to buy her some popcorn!

Hit the ocean today for some marlin fishing, unsuccessful but had a lot fun.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2011 08:32 am
@Dutchy,
You never made it out on the ocean, your fun was ogling teenage girls in skimpy bikinis on the beach, you dirty old man.

I just gave myself a pedicure and my toenails are a lovely shade of pale pink.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2011 03:57 pm
@firefly,
Always trying to attract the opposite sex aren't you, you frustrated bimbo.

Work as usual today, chairing a big meeting at the townhall.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2011 06:46 pm
@Dutchy,
You weren't actually chairing the meeting, you loser, you were sleeping under it!

Went for a lovely long walk with the dog to day at an off-leash park.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2011 05:57 am
@Mame,
I'll bet you really enjoyed yourself being 'off the leash' for a while playing bimbo.

Easy day tomorrow, doing the shopping for my partner.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2011 09:17 pm
@Dutchy,
Of course you will discard her list and replace it with 10 bottles of booze, chips and deep fry.

I seem to be feeling my age lately after my workouts.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2011 09:25 pm
@NickFun,
Try Cialis, I hear it works wonders.


Had a lovely dinner with my son and his wife tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2011 10:16 pm
@Mame,
Heard your daughter in law talking to her girlfriend the other day. Girlfriend said, my mother in law is an angel, your daughter in law said , mine is still alive! Razz

My partner thinks I'm the perfect husband.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2011 05:51 pm
@Mame,
Did your wife agree with your partner?

I am going for my annual checkup next week and I will mention to my doctor that I don't feel 25 anymore.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2011 07:05 pm
@NickFun,
Your doctor won't have the heart or the courage to tell you the bad news. He'll be too busy trying to gather evidence on the existence of zombies. Too busy in that he'll be writing a paper to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine and fending off your attempts to eat his brain.


I'm going to visit family back in Massachusetts Thursday and Friday. I'd stay through the long weekend but I can' afford the hotel.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2011 01:25 pm
@tsarstepan,
And you have to stay in a hotel because no one in the family can stomach the idea of having you stay with them, you creep.

I did something extremely clever yesterday.
Questioner
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2011 01:47 pm
@firefly,
Most won't consider flushing the toilet 'clever', especially at age 55.

I'm working on a poster for a non profit agency today.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Sat 1 Oct, 2011 01:29 am
@Questioner,
It's nice of you to share the non-profit around.

I was magnanimous today, 3 times, it was hot.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 1 Oct, 2011 02:01 am
@laughoutlood,
Going by your language I think you're sun-struck, suggest you have a shower and lie down.

Saturday night is party night and we haved a ripper planned for tonight.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2011 12:49 am
@Dutchy,
That's just about torn it, putting your clock forward.

Now, I'm always in that special place.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2011 03:00 am
@laughoutlood,
I know, it's called the shithouse, please shut the door!

Been surfing all the day, the weather and water was fabulous.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2011 06:59 am
@Dutchy,
Lying in a puddle of your own vomit isn't normally considered surfing, you hallucenating sot.

I'm working on my garden this afternoon.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2011 07:03 pm
@Mame,
Attending your marijuana plants no doubt you dopehead.

I'd love to take Mame out on a night on the town. Laughing
 

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