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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2011 05:59 pm
@izzythepush,
However, the meeting is about how to remove you from the town!

I try not to get involoved in local politics.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2011 08:12 pm
@NickFun,
Only because you're not allowed because of your petty criminal record.

I'm heading Interstate for a conference later on today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2011 07:58 pm
@Dutchy,
But you will excuse yourself from the conference because you are too drunk to comprehend what's going on!

I attended a holistic healing conference yesterday.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2011 10:48 pm
@NickFun,
Is that a euphemism for 'intervention'?

I walked my dog, Gracie, at the dog park for an hour today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2011 12:27 am
@Mame,
Any excuse to find a stud for Gracie and yourself.

Being away Interstate has given me time to reflect.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2011 05:55 am
@Dutchy,
You weren't reflecting, you were simply passed out.

I leave tomorrow for the wedding and a visit with my sis in PEI.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2011 07:22 am
@Mame,
I hope that means we won't be seeing you for a while--a long while.

I've been doing a little traveling.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2011 07:50 am
@firefly,
Pity you didn't keep on travelling, now we have to put up with you again.

I wish Mame a safe and most enjoyable trip tomorrow.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2011 08:05 am
@Dutchy,
Sure you do - I bet you hope my plane crashes so I won't insult you anymore!

I'm going to give our football tickets to a friend today as we won't be here for it.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2011 08:26 am
@Mame,
That's not football, that's gay bondage.

Talking of football, Southampton are second in the championship.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2011 03:56 pm
@izzythepush,
Never heard of Southampton, when you talk football, only Manchester United count you ignorant imbecile!

I'll be watching Aussie rules next Saturday, the only football game REAL men play!!
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2011 04:30 pm
@Dutchy,
So you like watching real men do you? Well you won't see one looking in the mirror, you slobbering cretin.

I finally discovered my dream soup.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2011 09:44 pm
@izzythepush,
You just drank from the toilet bowl. WAKE UP!!!


I had a most unusual liquor today
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2011 09:49 pm
@NickFun,
How would you know, you're usually blind drunk by midday you sot.

I went fishing this morning and stocked up my fridge, couldn't go wrong.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2011 07:44 am
@Dutchy,
You stocked your fridge with beer, not with any fish that you caught--as usual, the fish were able to outsmart you, and you'll spend the rest of the day getting plastered.

I have been thinking about learning to play the piano.
alex240101
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2011 09:00 am
@firefly,
If you have been thinking about wanting to learn, news flash, learning requires thinking.

Roasted pumpkin seeds this morning.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2011 03:36 pm
@alex240101,
I'd go to the soup kitchen of the Salvos where you get a better meal than the **** you're eating now.

I'm having lamb chops grilled on the BBQ for breakfast this morning.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 07:12 pm
@Dutchy,
Ah! The heart attack diet does taste good!

I usually eat several times a day and forgo big meals.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 08:01 pm
@NickFun,
Hello? You eat several hearty meals a day, and forgo nothing except discretion.

I went to a really good blues jam this afternoon.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 08:13 pm
@Mame,
And now you're home being a boring housewife once again.

I'm looking forward to Dolly Parton's live concert here shortly. Wondering if her hair is for real?
 

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