You only went for a 'swim' because you were thrown in by the drug mafia you were trying to rip off. I see you didn't mention the concrete anchor you were attached to.
I went to a dog park this morning with my new 20 yr old border collie
Isn't that the stuff that exploded all the bottles you put it in the last time you brewed it? You better only use it as paint remover, or weed killer, unless you want to poison everyone you know with that vile concoction, you jerk.
Your friends must be as seriously dumb as you are if they can't "organize" a canned tomato soup and American cheese sandwich dinner and they need you to do it for them.