The Insult Chain Game

It's when you took her back to her place things got noisy!

Coyotes have been sniffing around ib my backyard!

Looking for the 30 day old critters that's usually your lunch, no?

I saw a dog today that I might adopt

Poor dog, a lost cause because you're never home you gypsy.

My partner returned from Interstate today and presented me wih a lovely pair of slippers.

Those aren't slippers. That's your lunch. I've just got back from visiting relatives in Yorkshire.

No doubt the purpose of your visit was rioting in the streets you anarchist.

About to dine in an up-market restaurant.

This is where I was rioting.


McDonalds is not 'up-market.' I'm off to London Zoo on Friday.

I'd be careful near the monkey enclosure, they may keep you there.

The Lord Mayor is paying for my dinner tonight.

I'd avoid the eggs if I were you.


I'm going to Camden market afterwards.

I don't think you're quite getting the game with "I'd avoid the eggs if I were you" - your first response is supposed to be an insult to the previous poster based on what they said, which was "The Lord Mayor is paying for my dinner tonight"... your comment is more like advice. A true insult would be 'At the food bank again, are we?"

That said...

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I hope you don't get nicked for stealing again - there's posters about with your face on them.

I'm off to the Farmer's Market for a bit of produce.

I wouldn't have been able to post that woderful clip of Boris had I taken your advice.

That said, a skip does not count as a market. I'm off down the bookies, to put a pony on a horse.

I'll bet London to a brick your horse will run stone motherless last, you loser!

I'm off to buy some new shoes today.

Yeah, when you can see your flesh through the soles, it's time to hit Goodwill again, bub. Maybe ask for some underwear, too, this time. (Yeah, that would be nice!)

Just had a tuna and blue cheese sandwich - mmmm!

In every post you're either off to the store to buy food or you're eating! Don't you do ANYTHING else???

I did a 3 mile run today followed by some calisthenics.

Raising chips from bag to mouth does not constitute calisthenics, nor waggling your toes at the TV a 3 mile run.

I am interviewing two people for a new position tomorrow.

Two ladies -- you will first ask them about the "69" position before proposing a new one.

I flew a Cessna 172 today.

Off the planet again after smoking a heap of joints?

Spent a great day fishing of the local jetty today, the weather was just perfect.

Not perfect for fishing, since you didn't catch a thing, but perfect for guzzling beer, since that's all you did, you sot.

I am wearing my pretty new watch.

Proceeds of another shop-stealing spree you petty thief.

I grilled myself a juicy T-bone steak for lunch today.

Despite the fact that the doctor told you not to. At least you'll die happy!

I am sitting in a fancy coffee shop on the outskirts of LA>

Trying to pick up a floozy as usual you perv.

I will be spending a quiet weekend at home, no football or pub crawling for a change.