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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 06:42 pm
@firefly,
I'd get a facelift first you old hag.

I'm in the mood for some exotic cooking today.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 08:19 pm
@Dutchy,
You are such a jerk, that your idea of "exotic cooking" means you're heading to a McDonald's on the other side of town.

I never eat at McDonald's.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 09:27 pm
@firefly,
Not since they threw you out after you ate 18 Big Macs and threw up all over the table!

I try to maintain a healthy diet.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 10:14 pm
@NickFun,
You big fat slob, you call daily take aways from KFC andMcDonald's a healthy diet?

No fast food ever passes my lips.
Questioner
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2011 11:22 am
@Dutchy,
It usually winds up all over your face, shirt, and down your pants.

I practice perfect dining etiquette.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2011 11:31 am
@Questioner,
For feeding time at the zoo. Thank goodness, I'm spared the revolting sight of watching you scarf down your chow.

I am in an unusually good mood today.



Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2011 01:17 pm
@firefly,
Who is the poor Lothario you have lined up for tonight you vamp?

I will be attending the races with my partner today.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2011 03:08 pm
@Dutchy,
And there goes your rent money, your food money, and whatever other money you can wrangle from your partner to bet on all those losing horses you claimed were "a sure thing". The only race you could win is a race to go broke, you loser.

Today seems to be flying by.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2011 03:56 pm
@firefly,
Time flies when you're sitting there doing nothing!

I have been working the flight simulator in preparation for my first solo flight.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2011 08:10 pm
@NickFun,
While you are sitting and making buzzing noises with your mouth in the toddler sized coin-operated plane ride ... sorry "flight simulator"... outside the grocery store, you have forced 5 kids to anxiously wait their turn.

I started reading the science fiction novel Robopocolypse this week.

Mame
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2011 10:02 pm
@tsarstepan,
Surely that'll take you a couple of years to go through since your reading ability is non-existent, you have to look up practically everything, and you have to sound out every word... don't know why you bother, actually. Try a comic book.

I was at a bluesfest today and will be going back on Sunday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2011 11:52 pm
@Mame,
Is that where you are getting your rocks of these days, hope you're in luck on Sunday you man-eater.

My partner is awy this weekend so I'm having my meals with my neighbour.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 03:20 am
@Dutchy,
Thought your wife didn't want you visiting that vixen anymore, D!

Can't sleep.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 03:25 am
@Mame,
Age catching up eh, can't stand the pace anymore, get yourself a dummy and count sheep you old moaner.

To the football with the boys tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 05:03 pm
@Dutchy,
Another drunken festival with a bunch of elderly teenagers. Let us know if you find your way home this time.

My partner and I shall be attending a soiree this evening.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 05:47 pm
@NickFun,
The soup kitchen is not normally known as a "soiree" lol

My daughter is visiting her dad this week.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 06:45 pm
@Mame,
Whilst her mother will spend a wild weekend at the Bluesfest.

I will be spending the weekend on my own as my partner is away.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2011 06:06 pm
@Dutchy,
"On your own" means a keg of beer and at least one floozy!

My partner has returned to Florida for the next few days to take care of some business.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2011 07:38 pm
@NickFun,
Business meaning trafficking in dope - hope you're not caught too, loser!

I went to the bluesfest again today - some lovely music was played and enjoyed by all.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2011 08:23 pm
@Mame,
Made even better by smoking a few joints knowing you!

Taking my neighbour out for a quiet lunch.
 

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