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The Insult Chain Game

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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2011 11:15 pm
@NickFun,
Another porn film? Don't you ever get any work that requires you to keep your clothes on? Given your body, this one will probably be a porn horror flick.

I am working on a very creative project.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2011 11:42 pm
@firefly,
You are graduating from pole dancing to lap dancing that's about as creative you can get you man chaser.

I've just finished painting my neighbours bedroom in a lovely shade of pink, she's rapt.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 11:44 am
@Dutchy,
Graffiti artist at work again? She's not rapt, she SNAPPED, you fool.

I'm off to buy tickets to the upcoming BluesFest.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 12:52 pm
@Mame,
And then you'll re-sell them at an outrageous mark-up. So, you're now adding ticket scalping to your other con games, you shady grifter.

I can't decide where to have dinner tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 01:54 pm
@firefly,
Did they put a lock on the dumpster?

I shall be dining at a French bistro this evening.
Questioner
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 04:10 pm
@NickFun,
Busing tables with style!

I need to fix the sprinklers in my front yard.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 04:26 pm
@Questioner,
I'd fix the weeds first if you call that overgrown piece of land a front yard.

Sunday lunch will be a beauty, eating in style in a seaside restaurant.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 12:02 am
@Dutchy,
It figures that a hot dog stand on the boardwalk would be your idea of haute cuisine, and eating in style means you might actually use a paper napkin, instead of your sleeve, to wipe the mustard off your chin.

I had a wonderful steak dinner with a fine red wine.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 12:50 am
@firefly,
No doubt some sucker you picked up on the beat paid for it.

I will be attending church tonight.
Questioner
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2011 09:07 am
@Dutchy,
For the last time, it's called a 'Star Trek Convention', not Church.

I really need to upgrade this computer.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 10:47 pm
@Questioner,
Yes time to trade in that old Commodore 64 you've had since '82!

These days I seem to use my phone more for my internet.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 11:12 pm
@NickFun,
No doubt the safest way to communicate with your stray floozies.

I'm driving a "Wheels on Meal" vehicle this week to assist the elderly.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 09:27 am
@Dutchy,
"Wheels on Meal"--dinner on a skateboard? By the time you sober up enough to be able to drive, those poor old folks will be starving--I think it's called Meals on Wheels, you sot.

I have a list of errands to do today.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 09:36 am
@firefly,
Your procrastination and rampant alcoholism will prevent you from doing any of them, however.

I just walked for an hour - feels great!
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 09:42 am
@Mame,
Bragging about the fact that your last date dumped you, in the middle of nowhere, because he couldn't wait to get rid of you?

My shopping list keeps growing longer.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 09:47 am
@firefly,
Because you have no money to buy what you need, you loser... get off your large butt and get a job!

I'm about to go out and buy some bread.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 12:33 pm
@Mame,
I know what you mean by "buying" you thieving 5 finger shopstealer.

Today I'm having my hair styled for a wedding next Saturday.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 05:12 pm
@Dutchy,
The stylist reminded you there's not much she can do with three hairs!

Despite my age I still have a 'full mane'.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 06:34 pm
@NickFun,
You might have a mane, but it's really mangy - when's the last time you washed those dreads, anyway?

I just got an email from my hubby who's in camp.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 06:39 pm
@Mame,
Are you sure he's even old enough to go to sleep-away camp, you disgusting pervert?

I think I need a new air conditioner.
 

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