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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2011 07:55 pm
@Dutchy,
Hi, Im Dutchy and Im really a fuckhead(its an FA meeting)

Gotta go to the Smokies this week.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2011 08:00 pm
@farmerman,
And you smoky dopehead can kiss my arse, not on the left side and not on the right side but right in between!

During the meeting today there will be an extended luncheon.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2011 08:28 pm
@Dutchy,
You chair a meeting, couch things in acceptable terms and table things on the agenda - what is this, a furniture club?

The senior is a woman, as it turns out.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2011 03:31 am
@Mame,
Oh my gawd now you're bi as well Shocked

My meeting went extremely well today, the shareholders even voted me a bonus.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jul, 2011 07:19 am
@Dutchy,
Meaning that your probation officer, out of pity, gave you a job picking up trash outside their office, and, as a bonus, you can keep any deposit cans and bottles that you find.

I bought a great new make-up that is very flattering.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jul, 2011 04:30 pm
@firefly,
Yes it's called "Bag Over The Head".

I am preparing for a trip to Costa Rica.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jul, 2011 10:36 pm
@NickFun,
Yeah, it's called "stowing away" - which cargo freighter are you going on?

I've been sewing a wall hanging.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jul, 2011 06:26 am
@Mame,
Stitching together old sheets to cover the holes in the walls you made by throwing heavy objects at your partner during one of your frequent tantrums?

I've devised a new method of staying cool and beating the heat.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jul, 2011 06:45 am
@firefly,
Walking nude around the house hoping the baker or the milkman catch a glimpse of your ample charms.

I'm enjoying a great wine on a Saturday night with my partner.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2011 09:54 pm
@Dutchy,
There's plenty of room under the bridge for two!

My trip to Cost Rica has been postponed until November.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2011 11:15 pm
@NickFun,
You'd forgotten but that's when your probation period finishes you petty thief.

I've received a dinner invitation where our Prime Minister will give a speech.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2011 11:04 am
@Dutchy,
Whoopee! Am I impressed! Rolling Eyes What's so special about sharing frozen mac and cheese in front of the TV with your neighbor and listening to the PM? Is it that you will be wearing something other than just your underwear, your usual "at-home" attire, you slob?

I'm going to try out a new type of coffee in my new coffee-maker.



tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2011 11:15 am
@firefly,
Making your coffee from the used grounds found in the Salvation Army dumpster doesn't qualify as a new type of coffee.

I'm on my lunch break at work. Just ate 1 and a half peanut butter and cherry preserve sandwiches.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2011 06:19 pm
@tsarstepan,
Ooooo, such an exciting lunch! Whole wheat bread too I'd bet from an adventurous guy like you!

Last night I had some venison and mushrooms. Very tasty!
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2011 08:03 pm
@NickFun,
First course: magic mushrooms.
Second course: Raw venison meat from one of the animals at the off season/closed Santa's Village.
Third course: a fresh charge of criminal trespass from the local pd.

I'll been really eager to see Cowboys & Aliens on its opening weekend this Friday.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2011 10:09 am
@tsarstepan,
Aren't you still on probation for sneaking into that theater 5 times without buying a ticket? By Monday you should be back in the slammer and thankfully out of here.

I'm going to bake some brownies today.
StrayCat
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2011 02:01 pm
@firefly,
I suppose you'll use your usual recipe that includes a stick of butter, a cup of sugar and two pounds of marijuana.

Sometimes when I'm bored, I print out your avatars, make finger puppets out of them and make them wrestle.
Questioner
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2011 02:05 pm
@StrayCat,
Because the warden confiscated your My Little Pony dolls.

I'm heading out to a concert tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2011 04:35 pm
@Questioner,
Please do us a favour and don't come back!

I'm doing a BBQ for 20 blokes before we go to the football tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2011 03:54 pm
@Dutchy,
20 gang members no doubt!

I may be ding some work for a well-known producer/director from Denmark.
 

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