Meaning that your probation officer, out of pity, gave you a job picking up trash outside their office, and, as a bonus, you can keep any deposit cans and bottles that you find.
I bought a great new make-up that is very flattering.
Whoopee! Am I impressed! What's so special about sharing frozen mac and cheese in front of the TV with your neighbor and listening to the PM? Is it that you will be wearing something other than just your underwear, your usual "at-home" attire, you slob?
I'm going to try out a new type of coffee in my new coffee-maker.
First course: magic mushrooms.
Second course: Raw venison meat from one of the animals at the off season/closed Santa's Village.
Third course: a fresh charge of criminal trespass from the local pd.
I'll been really eager to see Cowboys & Aliens on its opening weekend this Friday.
Aren't you still on probation for sneaking into that theater 5 times without buying a ticket? By Monday you should be back in the slammer and thankfully out of here.